YOU SEE, WITNESSES?
THAT'S .2 INCHES MORE
THAN WHAT THE SCHOOL SAID.
- ALL RIGHT.- NICE ONE, CLYDE.
ALL RIGHT, NEXT.
WHIP IT OUT, BUTTERS.
- OH, IT'S A LITTLECHILLY IN HERE.
- ALL RIGHT, BUTTERS,
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOTGOING ON DOWN THERE.
- HEY, WAIT, THE COLDIS MAKIN' IT SHRINK SOME.
WHERE YOU GOIN',LITTLE FELLER?
- BUTTERS, I DON'T HAVE TIMEFOR THIS.
I CAN'T WAIT IF YOUR WIENERIS PULLIN' A SCARED TURTLE.
- HANG ON,HE'S COMIN' BACK OUT.
THERE HE IS!
WHO'S A LITTLE GUY?
- ALL RIGHT, BUTTERS,LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE 2 POINT--
WOW--2.4 INCHES.REALLY NICE, BUTTERS.
- I'M HUNG LIKE A HORSE!
- ALL RIGHT,THAT'S EVERYBODY!
LET'S GO POST THESE NUMBERS!
- DIDN'T YOU FORGETSOMETHING?
- WHAT, KYLE?
- YOU MEASURED EVERYONE'SWIENER EXCEPT FOR YOURS.
- I MEASURED MINETHIS MORNING.
SEE?IT'S RIGHT HERE AT THE TOP.
- 13.7 INCHES?
- YEAH, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
- YOUR WIENERIS NOT 13 INCHES LONG!
- YOU MADE EVERYONE ELSE GETMEASURED WITH WITNESSES.
YOU HAVE TO TOO.
- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GUYSGONNA DO?
USE A TAPE MEASURE AND MEASUREMY PENIS YOURSELVES?
ARE YOU HOMOS?
- YOU JUST DID THATTO EVERYBODY IN CLASS!
- OKAY, FINE, WHATEVER.GO AHEAD!
- YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
A LITTLE HIGHERON CRAIG'S SIDE.
- ACTUAL BOYS' PENIS SIZES?- GROSS!
- YEAH, YOU SEE?
MY WIENER ISN'T 1.2 INCHES.IT'S 1.4!
- WHAT, RED?
YOU ALL FREAKIN' OUT'CAUSE MY WIENER IS SMALLER
THAN THE OTHER GUYS?
I DON'T CARE!
CLEARLY, I'M VERY HAPPYWITH THE SIZE OF MY WIENER,
OR ELSE WHY WOULD I HAVECALLED FOR A NEW MEASUREMENT
AND FOR THIS POSTERTO BE PUT UP AT ALL?
DON'T FORGETTHAT THIS WAS ALL MY IDEA!
- ERIC CARTMAN TOTHE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
- OH, GOD DAMN IT!
Pulling a Scared Turtle
Cartman re-measures all the boys to get the numbers right.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
Cartman confronts the boys about the school going too far.x CLOSE
The boys gather around to view the growth chart.x CLOSE
Cartman re-measures all the boys to get the numbers right.x CLOSE
The Principal confronts Cartman about his re-measuring campaign.x CLOSE
Cartman sits down with a Therapist to discuss his anger issues.x CLOSE
The parents find out about the incident at school and Randy volunteers to talk to the children.x CLOSE
Cartman visits an Anger Management Class to discuss his issues.x CLOSE
Randy teaches the class about the mathematics behind penis size.x CLOSE
The anger management class tries out some role-playing exercises.x CLOSE
Randy gets thrown into anger management class.x CLOSE