CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT?
- IS THAT REALLYALL OUR WIENER SIZES?
- YEAH, DUDE, LOOK AT IT!
IT SAYS RIGHT THERE.ERIC CARTMAN, 1.2 INCHES.
WHY WOULD THEY TELLEVERYBODY THAT?
THEY WANNA MEASURE MY WIENER?FINE!
BUT DON'T PUT ME ON BLAST!
- CRAIG TUCKER,2.4 INCHES.
YEAH, THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT.
- BUTTERS STOTCH, 2.2 INCHES.IS THAT GOOD?
- HOW BIG DO THEY SAYMINE IS?
- I TOLD YOU THE STUDENTSWOULD BE INTERESTED
IN HOW MUCH THEY GREWSINCE THEIR LAST PHYSICAL.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
THEY REALLY SEEMINTO IT, MKAY.
- WAIT, IT SAYS MINE'SONLY 2.1 INCHES.
THAT DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.
- NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!
MY DICK ISN'T1.2 INCHES EITHER.
THIS IS ANOTHER CONSPIRACYBY THE SCHOOL FACULTY!
- A CONSPIRACY?
- THEY'RE TRYING TO STIR UPSOME BIG THING AGAIN!
GET ALL THE GIRLS ALLHEATED UP AND FREAKING OUT
OVER WHICH BOY HASTHE BIGGEST SCHLONG!
THIS HAS TO BE DEALT WITH!
- WELL, EVERYONE'SALREADY SEEN IT.
NOTHING WE CAN DOABOUT IT NOW.
- OH, THERE'S SOMETHINGWE CAN DO ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT.
IF THEY'RE GONNAPUT US ON BLAST,
THEY ARE AT LEAST GONNAGET THE NUMBERS RIGHT.
WE ARE GOING TO RE-MEASURE!
Eric Cartman, 1.2 Inches
The boys gather around to view the growth chart.
Cartman confronts the boys about the school going too far.x CLOSE
The boys gather around to view the growth chart.x CLOSE
Cartman re-measures all the boys to get the numbers right.x CLOSE
The Principal confronts Cartman about his re-measuring campaign.x CLOSE
Cartman sits down with a Therapist to discuss his anger issues.x CLOSE
The parents find out about the incident at school and Randy volunteers to talk to the children.x CLOSE
Cartman visits an Anger Management Class to discuss his issues.x CLOSE
Randy teaches the class about the mathematics behind penis size.x CLOSE
The anger management class tries out some role-playing exercises.x CLOSE
Randy gets thrown into anger management class.x CLOSE