- AND SO THEN,AND SO THEN IT TURNS OUT
THE TERMINATOR SECRETLY HADA KID TEN YEARS AGO,
MEANING TERMINATOR COULD BEHIS OWN FATHER.
AND THEN SKELETOR GETS ANGRY
AND WANTS TO FIGHT HIM!
- NO, DUDE, THAT'S NOTTHE TRAILER FOR TERMINATOR 5.
THAT REALLY HAPPENED.
- SKELETOR'S REAL?
- NO, DUDE,THAT'S NOT SKELETOR.
THAT'S TERMINATOR'S WIFE.
- SKELETOR'S A LADY?
- GOD DAMN IT!
WHO THE FUCKWHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?
THIS IS THE LASTFUCKING STRAW!
I AM GOING TO FUCKINGKILL EVERYBODY!
- HEY, ERIC.
- I AM SO SICKOF THIS FUCKING SCHOOOOL!
- THIS STUPID SCHOOLAND ITS STUPID PRINCIPAL
HAVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!
- YOU GET IN TROUBLE AGAIN,CARTMAN?
- NO! I DIDN'T DOA DAMN THING.
I TOLD YOU, THIS SCHOOLIS A DEN OF SNAKES!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHATTHEY DID THIS TIME, YOU GUYS.
- DUDE, WE'RE JUSTTRYING TO EAT.
- OH, YOU THINK I'MOVER REACTING AGAIN, HUH?
NO, NOT THIS TIME!
THE SCHOOL HAS GONE TOO FAR
AND IT AFFECTSEACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!
YOU REMEMBER THE SCHOOL PHYSICALWE ALL TOOK LAST WEEK?
- YEAH.- WELL...
THE SCHOOL PUT THE SIZESOF ALL OUR PENISES
UP ON A BIG CHARTIN THE SCHOOL HALLWAY!
- NO, THEY DIDN'T.
- YEAH,THEY FUCKING DID, KYLE!
- DUDE, WHY WOULDTHE SCHOOL PUT UP
THE SIZES OF OUR WIENERS?
- BECAUSE THEY DON'TFUCKING CARE!
I'VE TOLD YOU THIS!
THEY DON'T GIVEA SHIT ABOUT THE STUDENTS
AND THEY LIVE TO MAKE USMISERABLE!
- THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
- GO LOOK FOR YOURSELVES!
A Den of Snakes!
Cartman confronts the boys about the school going too far.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
Cartman confronts the boys about the school going too far.x CLOSE
The boys gather around to view the growth chart.x CLOSE
Cartman re-measures all the boys to get the numbers right.x CLOSE
The Principal confronts Cartman about his re-measuring campaign.x CLOSE
Cartman sits down with a Therapist to discuss his anger issues.x CLOSE
The parents find out about the incident at school and Randy volunteers to talk to the children.x CLOSE
Cartman visits an Anger Management Class to discuss his issues.x CLOSE
Randy teaches the class about the mathematics behind penis size.x CLOSE
The anger management class tries out some role-playing exercises.x CLOSE
Randy gets thrown into anger management class.x CLOSE