- THE PRINCESS NOW GIVINGTHE CANADIAN MEDAL OF COURAGE
TO UGLY BOB.
AND ALSO TO SCOTT, WHO IS,OF COURSE, A GIANT DICK.
AND KATOOK-TOOK OF THE YUKON.
AND THE MEDAL, OF COURSE,MADE OF WHITE CHOCOLATE,
AS IS TRADITION.
WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY FOR CANADA,AND THEREFORE, THE WORLD.
- THE DUKE OF CALGARY,STANDING UP
AND PUTTING ON A FAKE BEARD.
A TRADITION PASSED DOWNSINCE THE BIRTH OF CANADA.
THE PRINCESS NOW KNIGHTINGSIR IKE BROFLOVSKI.
GIVING HIM THREE KISSESAND A PAIR OF SOCKS,
AS IS TRADITION.
- I MEAN, COME ON, GUYS,
THAT'S PRETTY COOL, RIGHT?
MY LITTLE BROTHERIS A KNIGHT IN CANADA.
- MY SISTER IS A DEN LEADERIN GIRL SCOUTS.
- MY UNCLE'STHE SECOND IN LINE
TO BE MANAGERAT GART BROTHERS.
- HMM, YEAH.
- AND NOW THE SCRAPING OFFOF THE PUDDING.
ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL,SCRAPING OFF THE PUDDING
WITH THE GRACEOF A BUTTERFLY.
SHE RUBS THE PUDDINGON HER FACE.
THE PRINCE NOW ATTEMPTINGTO REMOVE
ONE OF THE PRINCESS' ARMS.
AS IS, OF COURSE,THE TRADITION.
THE PRINCESS SCREAMINGWITH PAIN.
EVERYONE WATCHINGWITH ANTICIPATION.
AND THE ARM IS OFF!
THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMALHERE IN CANADA.
THE TIME HONORED TRADITIONSARE ONCE AGAIN--
YES, THE PRINCE ISSTICKING THE PRINCESS' ARM
UP HIS ASS.
THERE IT GOES.[cheers and applause]
HE'S REALLY MAKINGA GOOD GO OF IT.
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAYFOR CANADA,
AND THEREFORE, OF COURSE,THE WORLD.
Sir Ike Broflovski
The Royal Canadian Wedding finally finishes according to tradition.
The Kindergartners practice for their play, but Tooth Decay skips out.x CLOSE
The Royal Canadian Wedding is underway.x CLOSE
Spectators and guests alike, watch in horror as the Royal Canadian Wedding breaks with tradition.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey's play rehearsal continues to have problems.x CLOSE
Canadians continue to panic as news of the kidnapping spreads.x CLOSE
In this time of ultimate Canadian peril, Ike opens his Box of Faith.x CLOSE
Ike answers his call-to-arms, while Mr. Mackey grills Kyle.x CLOSE
Ike discovers a companion, while Mr. Mackey continues to have problems with his play.x CLOSE
The Canadians gather to take on Scott the Dick.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey loses it, while Scott the Dick leads Ike to the Native Canadians.x CLOSE