YOU HAVE ANSWERED THE CALL
AND NOW WE MUST FACEOUR GREATEST FOE.
THE PRINCESSHAS BEEN KIDNAPPED,
AND WE BELIEVE THIS TO BETHE WORK OF...THE GIANT!
- OOH, THE GIANT!THE GIANT, THAT'S NOT GOOD.
- WE ARE ATTEMPTING TOATTRACT THE GIANT NOW
WITH A BOWLOF KRAFT DINNER.
WHEN THE GIANT ARRIVES,
WE WILL ATTACK HIMWITH OUR GUNS,
OUR SWORDS, OUR--[approaching footfalls]
- FEE FI FO FUM!
I SMELL KRAFT DINNER.
- IT'S THE GIANT!- SCOTT!
- SCOTT, GIVE US BACKTHE PRINCESS, SCOTT!
- YOU FART-LOVINGTRICKSTERS!
I'LL TAKE CARE OF ALL OF YOU!
- YOU'RE A DICK, SCOTT!
YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A DICK.
AND THEN YOU GOT RADIATIONPOISONING IN OTTAWA
AND NOW YOU'RE A GIANT DICK.
- NO! YOU ALL KEPTCALLING ME A DICK,
AND SO THEN THAT TURNED MEINTO A DICK!
AND THEN I GOT RADIATIONPOISONING IN OTTAWA
AND NOW I'M A GIANT DICK.
- JUST HAND OVERTHE PRINCESS OF CANADA!
- WHY WOULD I TAKETHE PRINCESS OF CANADA?
- BECAUSE YOU'REA GIANT DICK?
- I'M ALSO THE BIGGEST CANADIANPATRIOT OF ALL OF YOU.
YOU KNOW THAT I WOULDNEVER HARM THE ROYAL FAMILY!
- AW, CRAP.
SORRY, EVERYONE, LOOKS LIKEWE HAD SOME BAD INTEL.
RETURN TO YOUR HOMES.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
I GUESS WE DID ALL WE COULD.COME ON.
- YEAH, AT LEAST WE TRIED.
I GUESS THE PRINCESSIS GONE FOR GOOD, EH?
- WHAT IS WRONGWITH YOU PEOPLE?
IT IS PERFECTLY OBVIOUSWHO TOOK THE PRINCESS.
I MIGHT BE A GIANT,
BUT THERE'S ONE THREATTO CANADA BIGGER THAN ME!
- WHO?- THE NATIVE CANADIANS!
- THE NATIVE CANADIANS?
The Return of Scott
The Canadians gather to take on Scott the Dick.
The Kindergartners practice for their play, but Tooth Decay skips out.x CLOSE
The Royal Canadian Wedding is underway.x CLOSE
Spectators and guests alike, watch in horror as the Royal Canadian Wedding breaks with tradition.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey's play rehearsal continues to have problems.x CLOSE
Canadians continue to panic as news of the kidnapping spreads.x CLOSE
In this time of ultimate Canadian peril, Ike opens his Box of Faith.x CLOSE
Ike answers his call-to-arms, while Mr. Mackey grills Kyle.x CLOSE
Ike discovers a companion, while Mr. Mackey continues to have problems with his play.x CLOSE
The Canadians gather to take on Scott the Dick.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey loses it, while Scott the Dick leads Ike to the Native Canadians.x CLOSE