- HEY.HEY, THERE!
- YOU GOING TOCANADA, TOO?
WHAT AM I SAYING?
OF COURSEYOU'RE GOING TO CANADA.
YOU'RE CANADIAN,SURE ENOUGH.
OPENED YOUR BOX OF FAITH,DID YOU? ME TOO.
THEY CAN'T TAKE OUR PRINCESSAND GET AWAY WITH IT!
MIND IF I SIT DOWN?
SOON AS I HEARD THE CALLTHERE WAS NO QUESTION
I WAS GONNA SIGN UP!
DIDN'T CAREHOW FAR AWAY I WAS,
I WAS GONNA GET TO THE RALLYPOINT AT THE TREE IN EDMONTON.
DIDN'T KNOW OTHER CANADIANSLIVING HERE IN THE U.S.
I'M FROM TORONTO ORIGINALLY.
BUT EVERYWHERE I WENT,
PEOPLE WERE TERRIFIEDBY MY DISFIGUREMENT.
I HAVE TO WEARTHIS BAG ON MY HEAD
BECAUSE I'M HIDEOUSLY UGLY.
HAD TO MOVE HERETO THE UNITED STATES.
HERE PEOPLE DON'T THINKI LOOK UGLY.
THEY JUST THINKI LOOK CANADIAN.
THE NAME'S UGLY BOB.
- ♪ I AM A TOOTH
♪ SO WHITE AND SO STRONG
- ♪ I AM A TOOTHBRUSH
♪ MY BRISTLES ARE LONG
all: ♪ TOGETHER WE WORK
♪ TO KEEP THE BAD GUY AWAY
♪ HE'S MEAN AND HE HURTS
♪ AND HIS NAME'STOOTH DECAY ♪
- ♪ I AM TOOTH DECAY
♪ YOUR TEETH SHALL BE MINE
♪ WITH CANDY AND TREATS...
- HOLD IT! HOLD IT!STOP!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
- I'M JUST DOING THE LINES.
- THE AUDIENCE IS SUPPOSEDTO FEEL SCARED
OF TOOTH DECAY, KYLE!MKAY?
IF TOOTH DECAYHAS NO BELIEVABILITY,
THEN TOOTHBRUSHAND DENTAL FLOSS
HAVE NOTHINGTO PLAY AGAINST!
- I'M TRYING, MR. MACKEY,I REALLY AM.
- OH, YOU'RE TRYIN'?
YOU CALL ROLLINGYOUR FAT ASS OUT ON THE STAGE
AND LAZILYBLURTING OUT YOUR LINES
LIKE A TURTLETAKING A SHIT,
YOU CALL THAT TRYING?
THIS PLAY IS SUPPOSED TOCHANGE HOW PEOPLE THINK, KYLE!
GET IT FUCKIN' RIGHT!
[feedback on microphone]
JUST PICK IT UPFROM THERE.
Tooth Decay Has No Believability
Ike discovers a companion, while Mr. Mackey continues to have problems with his play.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
The Kindergartners practice for their play, but Tooth Decay skips out.x CLOSE
The Royal Canadian Wedding is underway.x CLOSE
Spectators and guests alike, watch in horror as the Royal Canadian Wedding breaks with tradition.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey's play rehearsal continues to have problems.x CLOSE
Canadians continue to panic as news of the kidnapping spreads.x CLOSE
In this time of ultimate Canadian peril, Ike opens his Box of Faith.x CLOSE
Ike answers his call-to-arms, while Mr. Mackey grills Kyle.x CLOSE
Ike discovers a companion, while Mr. Mackey continues to have problems with his play.x CLOSE
The Canadians gather to take on Scott the Dick.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey loses it, while Scott the Dick leads Ike to the Native Canadians.x CLOSE