- THE TORNADO WAS SAID TO BE
THE DEADLIEST IN 56 YEARS.
IN OTHER NEWS,IT'S BEEN 24 HOURS NOW
AND THE PRINCESS OF CANADAIS STILL MISSING.
ALL OF CANADA IS IN MOURNING
AS NATIONWIDE,SUICIDES ABOUND.
- THE PRINCESS IS GONE!
- THE PRINCESS IS GONE!BLAH!
- AAH! AAH!
- A MASSIVE CANDLELIGHT VIGILWAS HELD LAST NIGHT,
LED BYTHE CANADIAN BAND RUSH.
- ♪ AND IT SEEMS TO ME
♪ YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE
♪ LIKE A FLOWERBREAKING WIND ♪
♪ NEVER KNOWINGWHO TO TURN TOWARDS-- ♪
- THE PRINCE OF CANADAHAS SAID THAT--
WE HAVE JUST RECEIVEDBREAKING NEWS
THAT THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENTNOW KNOWS
WHO TOOK THE PRINCESS.
THE CANADIAN PRIME MINISTERIS INSTRUCTING
ALL PEOPLE OF CANADIAN DECENT
TO GO HOME AND "OPENTHEIR BOX OF FAITH."
BOX OF FAITH?WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Like a Flower Breaking Wind
Canadians continue to panic as news of the kidnapping spreads.
The Kindergartners practice for their play, but Tooth Decay skips out.x CLOSE
The Royal Canadian Wedding is underway.x CLOSE
Spectators and guests alike, watch in horror as the Royal Canadian Wedding breaks with tradition.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey's play rehearsal continues to have problems.x CLOSE
Canadians continue to panic as news of the kidnapping spreads.x CLOSE
In this time of ultimate Canadian peril, Ike opens his Box of Faith.x CLOSE
Ike answers his call-to-arms, while Mr. Mackey grills Kyle.x CLOSE
Ike discovers a companion, while Mr. Mackey continues to have problems with his play.x CLOSE
The Canadians gather to take on Scott the Dick.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey loses it, while Scott the Dick leads Ike to the Native Canadians.x CLOSE