[school bell rings]
- ♪ WELCOME, OH, WELCOME
♪ TO OUR LITTLE PLAY
♪ IT'S OUR HOPETHAT YOU ALL ♪
♪ LEARN SOMETHING TODAY
- ♪ I AM A TOOTH
♪ SO WHITE AND SO STRONG
- ♪ I AM A TOOTHBRUSH
♪ MY BRISTLES ARE LONG
all: ♪ TOGETHER WE WORK
♪ TO KEEP THE BAD GUY AWAY
- ♪ HE'S MEAN AND HE HURTS
♪ AND HIS NAME'STOOTH DECAY! ♪
- HIS NAME IS TOOTH DECAY.
- WHERE IS TOOTH DECAY?
TOOTH DECAY,THAT'S YOUR CUE!
- HE'S NOT HERE.
- WHAT DO YOU MEANHE'S NOT HERE?
- HE'S AT HOME WATCHINGTHE ROYAL WEDDING.
- THE WHAT?
- HE SAID HE HAD TOWATCH IT.
- IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?
WE ARE TWO WEEKSINTO TECH REHEARSALS!
WHO THE HECKWOULD SIT AT HOME
WATCHING THE ROYAL WEDDING?
- IT IS A GLORIOUSSPRING MORNING
I Am A Tooth
The Kindergartners practice for their play, but Tooth Decay skips out.
The Kindergartners practice for their play, but Tooth Decay skips out.x CLOSE
The Royal Canadian Wedding is underway.x CLOSE
Spectators and guests alike, watch in horror as the Royal Canadian Wedding breaks with tradition.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey's play rehearsal continues to have problems.x CLOSE
Canadians continue to panic as news of the kidnapping spreads.x CLOSE
In this time of ultimate Canadian peril, Ike opens his Box of Faith.x CLOSE
Ike answers his call-to-arms, while Mr. Mackey grills Kyle.x CLOSE
Ike discovers a companion, while Mr. Mackey continues to have problems with his play.x CLOSE
The Canadians gather to take on Scott the Dick.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey loses it, while Scott the Dick leads Ike to the Native Canadians.x CLOSE