THAT THE END OF OUR COUNTRYIS IMMINENT.
I AM GOING TO SPENDMY FINAL MINUTES ON THIS EARTH
WITH MY LOVED ONES
WATCHINGA TYLER PERRY MOVIE.
I KNOW.IT'S EMBARRASSING.
BUT I SIMPLYCAN'T HELP MYSELF.
- STOP IT NOW--AAH!
NO USE, GUYS.
HE'S GOT SOME KIND OFDEFENSE MECHANISM.
- WE'VE GOT TO GET IT AWAYFROM THAT CONTROL PANEL.
DOES ANYBODY HAVEANY IDEAS?
- EXCEPT FOR JIMMY,BECAUSE HE CLEARLY
COMES UP WITH THE WORST IDEASIN THE WORLD.
- WAIT!WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT ABOUT A LOGIC LOOP?- A WHAT?
- I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE.
WHENEVER THEY TRY TO DISTRACTA ROBOT IN THE MOVIES,
THEY TELL ITSOME KIND OF PARADOX
TO GET ITS PROCESSORSALL TRIPPED OUT.
- PARADOX.- OH, MY GOD, THAT'S IT!
FELLAS, GET ME A KEN DOLLAND SOME SCOTCH TAPE.
- FUNNYBOT, I'VE BEEN TALKINGIT OVER WITH THE FELLAS,
AND ACTUALLY WE THINKWHAT YOU'RE DOING IS GENIUS.
- FUNNYBOT IS SIMPLY PUSHINGTHE LIMITS OF COMEDY.
- YES, YOU CERTAINLY ARE.
AND FOR DOING THAT, WE HAVEALL DECIDED TO GIVE YOU....
A COMEDY AWARD!
- FOR WHAT PURPOSEIS COMEDY AWARD?
- IT'S A VA-VALIDATIONOF ALL YOUR EFFORTS.
AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF ALLYOU DO IN THE PURSUIT OF HUMOR.
- NON SEQUITUR.
THERE IS NO LOGICIN COMEDY AWARD.
UNABLE TO PROCESS.
COMEDY AWARD IS--WHAT IS THE MEANING?
IF I ACCEPT, IT MEANSI TAKE COMEDY SERIOUSLY.
IF I TAKE COMEDY SERIOUSLY,I AM NOT COMEDIAN.
- IT'S WORKING!- EXPLAIN COMEDY AWARD!
UNABLE TO PROCESS!
- THAT'S IT!HURRY, GO!
The boys finally figure out a way to stop Funnybot.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
Jimmy invites the whole school to the 1st Annual Comedy Award Show.x CLOSE
The 1st Annual Comedy Awards show gets under way.x CLOSE
The Comedy Awards continue with the "Least Funny People" and "Kathy Griffin" Awards.x CLOSE
In the wake of the Comedy Awards, the Germans take the school hostage.x CLOSE
The Germans unveil the greatest feat in engineering....FUNNYBOT.x CLOSE
Funnybot explodes onto the worldwide comedy scene.x CLOSE
Funnybot conquers the box office.x CLOSE
After the success of Funnybot, the school is hijacked by pissed-off comedians.x CLOSE
Funnybot's latest stand-up set really kills.x CLOSE
The boys make a desperate attempt to talk with Funnybot.x CLOSE