[upbeat electronic music]
- WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD MINUTE.
I'M SANDY CERVIX,AND I'M DEAF IN ONE EAR.
IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS NOWSINCE THE PRESTIGIOUS VOTERS
OF THE COMEDY AWARDSREVERSED THEIR VOTE
AND SAID GERMANSWERE NO LONGER
THE LEAST FUNNY PEOPLEIN THE WORLD
ALL THANKSTO THE NEW GROUND-BREAKING
GERMAN COMEDIAN, FUNNYBOT.
IT WAS AFTER BEING VOTED
THE LEAST FUNNY PEOPLEON THE PLANET
THAT THE GERMANS FIRSTENGINEERED FUNNYBOT,
A SUPER AUTOMATONWITH PERFECT TIMING
TO WITHIN.0001 MILLISECONDS.
SINCE THEN, FUNNYBOT HAS SEENA METEORIC RISE TO STARDOM,
SELLING OUT STAND-UP THEATERSALL OVER THE WORLD.
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat music]
- I AM FUNNYBOT.
[cheers and applause]
DON'T YOU HATE HOW...MEXICANS...
ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT...TURTLES...
IN THEIR...VAGINAS?
[laughter]
I AM FUNNYBOT.
[applause]
[beeping, chirping]
YOU, SIR.WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
- LONG ISLAND!
- DOES EVERYONEIN...LONG ISLAND...
HAVE HAIR THAT LOOKS LIKE...PUSSY...YOU DIPSHIT?
[cheers and applause]
The Hollywood Minute
Funnybot s15e02
Funnybot explodes onto the worldwide comedy scene.

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