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- WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD MINUTE.

I'M SANDY CERVIX,AND I'M DEAF IN ONE EAR.

IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS NOWSINCE THE PRESTIGIOUS VOTERS

OF THE COMEDY AWARDSREVERSED THEIR VOTE

AND SAID GERMANSWERE NO LONGER

THE LEAST FUNNY PEOPLEIN THE WORLD

ALL THANKSTO THE NEW GROUND-BREAKING

GERMAN COMEDIAN, FUNNYBOT.

IT WAS AFTER BEING VOTED

THE LEAST FUNNY PEOPLEON THE PLANET

THAT THE GERMANS FIRSTENGINEERED FUNNYBOT,

A SUPER AUTOMATONWITH PERFECT TIMING

TO WITHIN.0001 MILLISECONDS.

SINCE THEN, FUNNYBOT HAS SEENA METEORIC RISE TO STARDOM,

SELLING OUT STAND-UP THEATERSALL OVER THE WORLD.

[cheers and applause]

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- I AM FUNNYBOT.

[cheers and applause]

DON'T YOU HATE HOW...MEXICANS...

ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT...TURTLES...

IN THEIR...VAGINAS?

[laughter]

I AM FUNNYBOT.

[applause]

[beeping, chirping]

YOU, SIR.WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

- LONG ISLAND!

- DOES EVERYONEIN...LONG ISLAND...

HAVE HAIR THAT LOOKS LIKE...PUSSY...YOU DIPSHIT?

[cheers and applause]