FIRST ANNUAL COMEDY AWARDS.

- ♪ TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY

♪ TIMMY TIMMY-TIMMY

- PLEASE WELCOMEYOUR HOST, JIMMY VALMER!

WOO! WOO-HOO! YEAH!

- ♪ LOOK ALIVE, TIMMY

♪ TIMMY

- OH, BOY,WHAT A TERRIFIC AUDIENCE!

CAN I GET A WH--WH--WHAT-WHAT?

WE ARE HERE TODAYTO HONOR THOSE

WHO TIRELESSLY WORKSO HARD TO MAKE US LAUGH.

THE FIRST COMEDY AWARDWE ARE PRESENTING

IS FOR THE FUNNIEST KIDIN SCHOOL.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE...

- CLYDE DONOVAN.

KELLY P. GARDNER.

JIMMY VALMER.

- OH, WOW, THIS ISSO EXCITING, ISN'T IT?

AND THE WINNER IS...

OH, MY GOSH!JIMMY VALMER!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON!

- ♪ TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY,LOOK ALIVE ♪

- WOW, THIS ISTHE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

THANKS, EVERYONE,FOR THIS INCREDIBLE AWARD.

- CAN WE GO NOW?- GO?

WE STILL HAVEOVER 50 AWARDS TO HAND OUT.

[kids groaning]

- AND THE WINNERFOR BEST COMEDY PERFORMANCE

IN A MOVIE IS...BEN STILLER!

COME ON UP HERE, BEN!

IS BEN STILLER HERE?

NO? HUH.

I GUESS BEN STILLERCOULD NOT BE WITH US TONIGHT,

SO I'LL ACCEPT THIS AWARDON HIS BEHALF.

AND THE AWARD FOR FUNNIEST

CORRESPONDENTS' DINNERSPEECH GOES TO...

PRESIDENT OBAMA!

IS PRESIDENT OBAMA HERE?

NO?

I GUESS WE'LL JUST ACCEPTTHIS AWARD ON HIS BEHALF.