- OKAY,WI-FI PLUS 3G, 64 GIG.
THIS ONE, THIS ONE!- OH, SWEETIE, $900?
- I CAN'T WAIT TO SEETHE LOOK ON KYLE'S STUPID FACE
WHEN HE SEES MY iPADHAS MORE MEMORY THAN HIS.
- ERIC, WE CAN'T AFFORDTHAT ONE.
- WELL, YOU DON'T EXPECT METO GET THE WI-FI ONLY
16 GIG VERSION, DO YOU?
- I THINK WE NEED TO GET YOUA DIFFERENT BRAND, HON.
THEY'RE A LITTLE CHEAPER.
- MOM, EVERYONE KNOWS
THAT EVERYTHING BUT APPLEIS STUPID.
- HERE, LOOK AT THIS ONE.
- TOSHIBA HANDIBOOK?
- THIS SAYS IT DOESEVERYTHING THE iPAD DOES
AT HALF THE PRICE.
- MOM, DO NOTSCREW ME OVER AGAIN!
IF I TAKETHAT THING TO SCHOOL,
EVERYONE'S GONNA THINK I'MA POVERTY-STRICKEN ASSHOLE!
- ERIC, STOP ACTINGLIKE A SPOILED BRAT.
YOU CAN EITHER HAVETHE TOSHIBA HANDIBOOK,
OR YOU CAN HAVE NOTHINGAT ALL.
- OH, I'VE GOTA BETTER IDEA.
WHY DON'T YOU GO ACROSSTHE STREET
AND BUY SOME CONDOMS?
BECAUSE WE SHOULDAT LEAST BE SAFE
IF YOU'RE GONNAFUCK ME, MOM.
- YOU MIGHT AS WELL GOBUY SOME CIGARETTES, TOO,
BECAUSE I LIKETO HAVE A SMOKE
AFTER I GET GOOD AND FUCKED.
YOU WANNA FUCK ME MOM?JUST SAY SO!
GO AHEAD! HERE!
HUH? GO AHEAD, MOM,FUCK ME!
FUCK ME RIGHT HEREIN THE BEST BUY.
YOU WANNA FUCKYOUR SON SO BAD?
GO ON MOM FUCK ME!FUCK ME!
- STOP CRYING, ERIC.
I TOLD YOUIF YOU KEPT ACTING UP,
YOU WEREN'T GETTINGANYTHING.
- BUT I TOLD YOUI WAS SORRY.
- YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKESOME SORT OF CHILD MOLESTER
IN FRONT OFALL THOSE PEOPLE!
- I WASN'T TRYINGTO GET YOU IN TROUBLE.
- THEN WHY DID YOU GO OUTSIDETO A POLICE OFFICER
AND SAY, "HELP, HELP!
MY MOM IS TRYINGTO FUCK ME?"
- OH, WAIT.I GET IT NOW.
THE "F" WORDIS A NO-NO WORD,
AND I SHOULDN'T SAY ITAROUND OTHER PEOPLE.
I'M SORRY, MAMA.
- IF YOU'RE REALLY SORRY,
THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHYYOU AREN'T GETTING ANYTHING.
- [sniffles] WELL, NO,THAT DOESN'T REALLY
HAVE ANY LOGICAL SENSE,MOMMY,
BECAUSE I'M ALREADYBEING PUNISHED
BY NOT GETTINGTHE iPAD...MAMA.
PLEASE CAN WE JUST GO BACKAND GET THE TOSHIBA HANDIBOOK?
- WELL, THEN COULD WEAT LEAST PULL UP HERE
AND GET SOME DINNER?
'CAUSE I LIKED TO BEWINED AND DINED
AFTER I'VE BEEN FUCKED!
We Can't Afford That One
Cartman's attempts to convince his mom to buy him an iPad takes a turn for the worst.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
The boys question if Cartman really has an iPad.x CLOSE
Kyle realizes he should have read the iTunes agreement before he clicked agree.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to his dad for legal counsel.x CLOSE
Kyle finds himself imprisoned with other users who "agreed."x CLOSE
Apple unveils it's latest technological breakthrough.x CLOSE
Gerald and the boys read through the iTunes terms and conditions to learn what Kyle has "agreed" to.x CLOSE
The HumancentiPad enjoys a delicious burrito.x CLOSE
Cartman goes on Dr. Phil to discuss his mother's abuse.x CLOSE
Kyle's dad and the boys visit the "Geniuses" to get some answers.x CLOSE
The HumancentiPad fails yet another simulation.x CLOSE