- HEH HEH HEH!
DUDE, HUMANCENTiPADIS AWESOME!
- SIR, SIR,WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVETO TAKE IT APART?
THE BOY'S AGREEMENTISN'T VALID?
- SORRY, WE HAVETO RECALL THIS.
- WHAT?HEY, THAT'S MINE!
- I DON'T CAREWHAT THE GENIUSES SAY!
DAMN IT, I'M TRYINGTO CREATE THE FUTURE HERE!
- WE ARE ALL TRYINGTO CREATE THE FUTURE!
I'M PART OF THE FUTURENOW TOO.
I HAVE SAT WITHTHE COUNCIL OF GENIUSES,
PERFORMED THE TORAN RA,
AND I'VE EVEN BEEN TO ME.
MR. JOBS, YOU HAVE DONESO MUCH FOR THE WORLD.
YOU HAVE HELPED CONNECTEVERYONE TO EACH OTHER.
CLEARLY, THIS IS THE FUTURE.
BUT--BUT CAN'TWE JUST SLOW DOWN
AND ENJOY THE PRESENT
A LITTLE LONGER?
- YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
- COME ON, WE'LL GET YOUSEPARATED, LITTLE BOY.
GUESS YOU WON'T BE EATINGJAPANESE FOOD
FOR A WHILE, HUH?[chuckles]
HEY, WHAT IS THIS,SOME KIND OF SICK PRANK?
I GET THE GREATEST THING EVERJUST TO HAVE IT TAKEN AWAY?
WHY DID YOU DO THISTO ME, GOD?
NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNAGET MY HOPES UP,
COULD YOU PLEASE TAKE METO A GREASE MONKEY?
'CAUSE I LIKE TO GET LUBED UP
BEFORE I GET FUCKED!
HUH?SOME LUBE WOULD BE NICE!
OR AT LEASTA COURTESY LICK, GOD!
HOW ABOUT A LITTLECOURTESY LICK
NEXT TIME YOU DECIDETO FUCK ME?
Apple decides to recall the HumancentiPad.
The boys question if Cartman really has an iPad.x CLOSE
Kyle realizes he should have read the iTunes agreement before he clicked agree.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to his dad for legal counsel.x CLOSE
Kyle finds himself imprisoned with other users who "agreed."x CLOSE
Apple unveils it's latest technological breakthrough.x CLOSE
Gerald and the boys read through the iTunes terms and conditions to learn what Kyle has "agreed" to.x CLOSE
The HumancentiPad enjoys a delicious burrito.x CLOSE
Cartman goes on Dr. Phil to discuss his mother's abuse.x CLOSE
Kyle's dad and the boys visit the "Geniuses" to get some answers.x CLOSE
The HumancentiPad fails yet another simulation.x CLOSE