THE UNVEILING OF THE FIRSTHUMANCENTiPAD.
AS PART OFA CLEAR P.R. STUNT,
APPLE HAS JOINED UPWITH BEST BUY AND DR. PHIL
TO DONATE THE FIRST CENTiPAD
TO A NEEDY BOYWHO WAS RAPED BY HIS MOTHER.
- IN ALL MY YEARS,I'VE NEVER HEARD
A MORE TRAGIC STORYTHAN THAT OF ERIC CARTMAN.
AND I WANT TO THANKTHE APPLE COMPANY
FOR HELPING US MAKE TODAYA VERY SPECIAL DAY FOR HIM.
[cheers and applause]
- AND AS PRESIDENTOF BEST BUY, ERIC,
I WANT TO ASSURE YOUTHAT A CHILD WILL NEVER
GET FUCKEDIN ONE OF OUR STORES AGAIN.
[cheers and applause]
- WHEN DR. PHILCONTACTED US AT APPLE
WITH ERIC'S STORY,
WE KNEW WE HADTO GET ONBOARD.
AND SO, ERIC, HERE ISYOUR VERY OWN...
HUMANCENTiPAD!
[cheers and applause]
- WHOA! COOL!
[iPhone beeps]OH, WOW, NO WAY!
IT DOES EMAILAND WEB BROWSING
AND IT SHITSIN KYLE'S MOUTH?
THIS IS THE GREATEST THINGTHAT HAS EVER BEEN INVENTED!
- YES, BUT CAN IT READ?
- DON'T WORRY.
IT TOOK A WHILE,BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
IT HAS FINALLY LEARNEDTO READ.
HASN'T IT?
- [muffled] YES.I PROMISE I'LL READ.
[cheers and applause]
Can It Read?
HUMANCENTiPAD s15e01
Cartman is given the very first HumancentiPad.

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