- GERALD BROFLOVSKI.

- OKAY, THE GENIUSESWILL SEE US NOW.

NOW REMEMBER, WHEN YOU SPEAKTO THE GENIUSES,

KEEP YOUR QUESTIONS SHORTAND TO THE POINT.

THE GENIUSES DO NOT LIKE THOSEWHO WASTE THEIR TIME.

- HI, MY NAME IS LESLIE.I'LL BE YOUR GENIUS.

- GENIUS LESLIE,WE HAVE A PROBLEM

AND WE SEEK YOUR WISDOM.

- WHAT PROBLEMSARE YOU EXPERIENCING?

- MY SON WAS KIDNAPPEDBY APPLE

AND THEY ARE HOLDING HIMAGAINST HIS WILL!

- OKAY, WELL, I'M SORRY

YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLEWITH THAT TODAY.

COULD I HAVE HIS APPLE ID?

- 69INGCHIPMUNKS@ME.COM.

- OKAY.

[typing on keyboard]

- WELL, WHAT THE HECKDOES THIS--

- SHH!- OH, OKAY, I SEE, HMM.

HMM, I MIGHT NEED TO BRINGANOTHER GENIUS IN ON THIS.

FROTHGAR?- UH-HUH.

- THIS GUYS' SONWAS ABDUCTED BY US.

SHOULD I RUN A STOCK CHECKOR JUST GIVE HIM STORE CREDIT?

- NO, I DON'T WANTSTORE CREDIT!

I WANT MY SON BACK!

- KAY, THIS SAYSHE AGREED TO BE TAKEN

AND MADE PARTOF ANY EXPERIMENTS

APPLE WANTS TO PERFORM.

- YEAH, BUT IT'S ALLA MISTAKE.

HE ACTUALLY DIDN'T READTHE AGREEMENT.

- HE DIDN'T READ IT?

- WE KNOW.IT'S PREPOSTEROUS.

- UGH.

- SO...JUST GIVE THEMSTORE CREDIT?