WHOSE MOTHER CONSTANTLY TRIESTO FUCK HIM.
- I WANT YOU ALLTO MEET ERIC CARTMAN,
WHO IS A VERY SPECIAL BOYWITH A VERY HARD LIFE.
ERIC, YOU SAY THAT...YOUR MOM FUCKS YOU?
- YES! SHE FUCK ME SO HARD!
- DOES THIS HAPPEN OFTEN?DOES SHE--
DOES SHE FUCK YOU A LOT?
- DUDE, FILIPINO HOOKERS
DON'T GET FUCKEDTHE WAY I DO.
- NOW, I KNOW THIS ISVERY DIFFICULT
FOR YOU TO TALK ABOUT,
BUT WHERE WAS THE LAST TIMEYOUR MOTHER FUCKED YOU?
- AT BEST BUY.audience: AWW!
- YOUR MOTHER FUCKED YOUAT BEST BUY?
- AND PEOPLE SAW HERDOING THIS?
- AND THEY DIDN'T DOANYTHING?
- NO!- ERIC, STOP IT!
- OH, THERE SHE IS!THERE'S MY MOM RIGHT NOW!
- ERIC, YOU COME HOMERIGHT NOW!
- MA'AM, WHY DO YOU THINKIT'S OKAY TO FUCK YOUR SON?
- I DON'T!- SHE DOES!
SHE DOES IT ALL THE TIME!SHE FUCKED ME ON CHRISTMAS!
SHE FUCKED ME ON MY BIRTHDAY!
YOU KNOW, MOM, THE LEASTYOU COULD DO IS KISS ME FIRST,
BECAUSE I LIKED TO BE KISSEDBEFORE I GET FUCKED!
- YOU FUCK YOUR SON AND YOUWON'T EVEN GIVE HIM A KISS?
- IF I WAS GONNAFUCK MY SON,
I'D KISS HIM FIRST!
- WELL, ERIC, WE HAVEA VERY SPECIAL GIFT
WE WANT TO GIVE TO YOU.
- AN iPAD?
You Won't Even Give Him A Kiss?
Cartman goes on Dr. Phil to discuss his mother's abuse.
The boys question if Cartman really has an iPad.x CLOSE
Kyle realizes he should have read the iTunes agreement before he clicked agree.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to his dad for legal counsel.x CLOSE
Kyle finds himself imprisoned with other users who "agreed."x CLOSE
Apple unveils it's latest technological breakthrough.x CLOSE
Gerald and the boys read through the iTunes terms and conditions to learn what Kyle has "agreed" to.x CLOSE
The HumancentiPad enjoys a delicious burrito.x CLOSE
Cartman goes on Dr. Phil to discuss his mother's abuse.x CLOSE
Kyle's dad and the boys visit the "Geniuses" to get some answers.x CLOSE
The HumancentiPad fails yet another simulation.x CLOSE