DAD, I NEED A LAWYER!
- KYLE, WHAT ARE YOUDOING HERE?
- DAD, IF YOU AGREETO SOMETHING
BUT YOU DIDN'T MEAN TOAGREE TO IT,
WHAT DO YOU DO?
- WELL, KYLE, IT'S ALWAYS
THE AGREEING PARTY'SRESPONSIBILITY
TO KNOWWHAT THEY ARE SIGNING.
- BUT IT'S LIKEEIGHT PAGES LONG
AND THEY SEND ME A NEW ONELIKE EVERY THREE WEEKS!
HOW CAN THEY KNOW IF I--- CALM DOWN, KYLE.
IT'S OKAY.YOU'RE SAFE WITH DADDY.
- HERE HE IS.
- AAH!- COME ON, YOU!
- HEY, WHAT THE HECKIS GOING ON?
- YOUR SON HAS MADEA BINDING
AND LEGAL AGREEMENTWITH APPLE, SIR.
- AN AGREEMENT TO DO WHAT?
- APPLE'S INNER WORKINGSARE TOP SECRET TO ALL USERS.
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
- NO, I DON'T KNOW HOW IT IS.I USE A PC.
- [snickering]YOU WHAT?
- COME ON, LET'S GO!
- HEY NOW, LET HIM GO--AAH!
- DAD!YOU TASERED MY DAD!
- YOU SAID WE COULD.
You're Safe With Daddy
Kyle goes to his dad for legal counsel.
The boys question if Cartman really has an iPad.x CLOSE
Kyle realizes he should have read the iTunes agreement before he clicked agree.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to his dad for legal counsel.x CLOSE
Kyle finds himself imprisoned with other users who "agreed."x CLOSE
Apple unveils it's latest technological breakthrough.x CLOSE
Gerald and the boys read through the iTunes terms and conditions to learn what Kyle has "agreed" to.x CLOSE
The HumancentiPad enjoys a delicious burrito.x CLOSE
Cartman goes on Dr. Phil to discuss his mother's abuse.x CLOSE
Kyle's dad and the boys visit the "Geniuses" to get some answers.x CLOSE
The HumancentiPad fails yet another simulation.x CLOSE