AND THEN I CAN TAKEALL MY HOMEWORK ON MY iPAD,
AND SWIPE IT OVERTO MY iPHONE.
- UH, YEAH, APPLE STUFFIS PRETTY NEAT, ALL RIGHT.
I JUST DON'T WANTANY BIG COMPANY
TRACKING WHERE I AMAT ALL TIMES.
- AW, THAT'S JUST A RUMOR.THEY DON'T REALLY TRACK YOU.
- HERE HE IS!
HELLO, KYLE.WE'RE FROM APPLE.
WE'RE ALL READY FOR YOU NOW.
- WHAT?READY FOR WHAT?
- TO FULFILL THE AGREEMENT.
CAN WE GET A WEIGHT,PLEASE?
- 83 POUNDS, SIR.- WHAT AGREEMENT?
- 83 POUNDS, GOOD.LET'S GET THE BLOOD WORK.
- HEY, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
- YOU AGREED WE COULD TAKEALL THE BLOOD WE NEEDED.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- WHEN YOU DOWNLOADEDTHE LAST iTUNES UPDATE,
A WINDOW ON YOUR SCREENPOPPED UP
AND ASKED IF YOU AGREEDTO OUR TERMS AND CONDITIONS.
YOU CLICKED "AGREE".
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET HIMTO THE WATER TANK.
- THE WATER TANK?I'M NOT GOING WITH YOU!
- YOU'VE AGREEDTO ALL OF THIS! HEY!
[funky music playing]
- YOU GUYS!YOU GOTTA HELP ME!
THESE BUSINESS CASUAL G-MENARE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME!
- WHAT?- IT'S CRAZY, DUDE!
THEY'RE SAYINGIT'S BECAUSE I AGREED
TO THE LATEST TERMSAND CONDITIONS ON iTUNES!
- WHY?WHAT DID THE TERMS
AND CONDITIONSFOR THE LAST UPDATE SAY?
- I DON'T KNOW!I DIDN'T READ THEM!
- YOU DIDN'T READ THEM?
- WHO THE HELL READSTHAT ENTIRE THING
EVERY TIME IT POPS UP?
- I DO.- ME, TOO.
- YOU'RE TELLING METHAT EVERY TIME
YOU GUYS DOWNLOADAN UPDATE FOR iTUNES,
YOU READ THE ENTIRETERMS AND CONDITIONS?
- OF COURSE.
- WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOWIF YOU AGREE TO SOMETHING
IF YOU DON'T READ IT?
- WELL, I TURNED OFFALL MY APPLE STUFF.
THEY CAN'T LOCATE YOU
IF YOU DON'T HAVEYOUR STUFF ON, RIGHT?
[tires squeal]- THERE HE IS! HEY YOU!
Business Casual G-Men
Kyle realizes he should have read the iTunes agreement before he clicked agree.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
The boys question if Cartman really has an iPad.x CLOSE
Kyle realizes he should have read the iTunes agreement before he clicked agree.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to his dad for legal counsel.x CLOSE
Kyle finds himself imprisoned with other users who "agreed."x CLOSE
Apple unveils it's latest technological breakthrough.x CLOSE
Gerald and the boys read through the iTunes terms and conditions to learn what Kyle has "agreed" to.x CLOSE
The HumancentiPad enjoys a delicious burrito.x CLOSE
Cartman goes on Dr. Phil to discuss his mother's abuse.x CLOSE
Kyle's dad and the boys visit the "Geniuses" to get some answers.x CLOSE
The HumancentiPad fails yet another simulation.x CLOSE