- OH, MY GOD!
ISN'T IT AWESOMEHAVING AN iPAD, YOU GUYS?
HEY, BEBE,WHERE'S YOUR iPAD?
OH, RIGHT.YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH.
HA HA HA HA!
HEY, HEY, YOU SEENMY iPAD, TOKEN?
FUNNY, YOU DON'T SEEMTO HAVE ONE.
I THOUGHT YOUR FAMILYWAS RICH!
YOU DUMBASSES HAVETO PLAY FOUR SQUARE
BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE iPADS!
OH, WHAT SHOULD I DOON MY iPAD NEXT?
THINK I'LL EMAILSOME OF MY FRIENDS.
OH NO, WAIT.
MAYBE I'LL DOWNLOADSOME MORE COOL APPS!
THIS IS SO AWESOME!
- TOM SALTZMAN SAYS YOU DON'TREALLY HAVE AN iPAD.
- TOM SALTZMAN SAYS YOU JUSTGLUED A PIECE OF GLASS
TO AN iPAD COVERAND YOU'RE FAKING IT.
- TOM SALTZMAN'S DADIS AN ALCOHOLIC
WHO DRINKS AND DRIVES!
- LET ME SEE YOUR iPAD,CARTMAN.
- SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS,
TOM SALTZMAN'S DADIS A DRUNK DRIVER!
HE'S THE ONEWHO RAN OVER JOEY POTTS' DOG
BECAUSE JOEY POTTS DOESN'TKNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE
OF HIS ANIMALS, WHICH IS WHYHE GETS BEAT BY HIS MOM.
- JUST LET US SEEYOUR iPAD, CARTMAN.
- NO, BECAUSETHE BATTERY'S DEAD,
IT JUST RAN OUT OF POWER!
- SO PLUG IT IN.- I LEFT MY CHARGER AT HOME!
FINE!I'M GONNA GO HOME
AND CHARGE MY iPADAND BRING IT TOMORROW,
AND YOU GUYS ARE GONNA FEELREALLY STUPID!
WELL, GOOD GOING, MOM.
YOU'VE COMPLETELYSCREWED ME OVER!
- WHAT HAPPENED, ERIC?
- YOU SAID I HAD TO WAIT TILLMY BIRTHDAY TO GET AN iPAD,
SO THE ONE I RUBBED INEVERYONE'S FACES TODAY
ISN'T REAL, AND TOMORROW
EVERYONE'S GONNA CALL MEA LIAR.
WOULD YOU MIND LOANING MESOME OF YOUR LIPSTICK, MOM?
BECAUSE I WANNAAT LEAST LOOK PRETTY
THE NEXT TIME YOU DECIDETO FUCK ME!
Just Let Us See It
The boys question if Cartman really has an iPad.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
The boys question if Cartman really has an iPad.x CLOSE
Kyle realizes he should have read the iTunes agreement before he clicked agree.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to his dad for legal counsel.x CLOSE
Kyle finds himself imprisoned with other users who "agreed."x CLOSE
Apple unveils it's latest technological breakthrough.x CLOSE
Gerald and the boys read through the iTunes terms and conditions to learn what Kyle has "agreed" to.x CLOSE
The HumancentiPad enjoys a delicious burrito.x CLOSE
Cartman goes on Dr. Phil to discuss his mother's abuse.x CLOSE
Kyle's dad and the boys visit the "Geniuses" to get some answers.x CLOSE
The HumancentiPad fails yet another simulation.x CLOSE