WE'RE OUT OF AMMO!
- THEN WE'VE GOT TO STARTFALLING BACK TO UTAH!
- WHAT'S THE POINT?CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S OVER?
- WHO IS THAT?
- IT'S AL-QAEDA!
- GIVE 'EM HELL,AL-QAEDA!
- ON A COLD OCTOBER NIGHT,
A SMALL TOWN IN COLORADOSTOOD UP TO NEW JERSEY
AND FINALLY SAID,"GO AWAY."
OUR FORTITUDE WASTHE INSPIRATION FOR OTHERS,
AND NOW NEW JERSEYIS SLOWLY RECEDING
BACK TO THE DESOLATE LANDFROM WHENCE IT CAME.
OUR COUNTRYIS GETTING BACK TO NORMAL.
AND WE OWE IT ALLTO OSAMA BIN LADEN.
[cheers and applause]
- WELL, KYLE, LOOKS LIKEYOU'RE TOTALLY BACK TO NORMAL.
- YEAH, THE MORE DISTANCEBETWEEN ME
AND THE OTHERS FROM JERSEY,THE BETTER I FEEL.
- YEAH, BUT YOU STILLHAVE IT IN YOU.
YOU SAVED MY LIFE, KYLE.
DEEP DOWN INSIDE,YOU'RE A MONSTER,
BUT YOU'REMY LITTLE MONSTER.
- I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION,KYLE.
AT SIZZLER, WHEN YOU WEREYELLING, "MUFF CABBAGE."
WHAT'S MUFF CABBAGE?
- IT'S A--IT'S A JERSEY THING.
- ON THIS DAY,LET US ALL REMEMBER
THAT NO PEOPLE ON THIS EARTHARE REALLY ENEMIES--
ONLY FOLKS WITH DIFFERENCES.
- TANGO IS DOWN.TANGO IS DOWN.
- WE GOT HIM!
We're On Our Own
When Japan refuses to help, Randy suggests drastic measures.
In their darkest hour, South Park receives help from an unlikely source.x CLOSE
Kyle tells his parents about the new family in town.x CLOSE
The Marsh family has the new neighbors from New Jersey over for dinner.x CLOSE
The boys discuss the Jersey problem...and then come face to face with it.x CLOSE
New Jersey takes over the local hair salon and things get hairy.x CLOSE
The town discusses the impending Jersey threat and Sheila comes forward with a confession.x CLOSE
Now that the boys know Kyle's mom is from Jersey, their group starts to break down.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers his inner Jersey.x CLOSE
Everyone in Jersey is upset at South Park.x CLOSE
Randy tries to rally support from California's Governor, while Cartman remains suspicious of Kyle.x CLOSE