MY DAD IS OBSESSED.
EVERY DAY IT'S BOBBY FLAY THIS,GORDON RAMSAY THAT.
THIS MORNING HE WAS PRETENDINGTO READ PLAYBOY,
BUT HE ACTUALLY HADA BON APPETIT MAGAZINE
HIDDEN INSIDE IT.
- WELL, HEARING YOU BITCHABOUT YOUR DAD ALL THE TIME
IS SUPER INTERESTING, STAN.
I HOPE YOU DO ITTHE ENTIRE LUNCH PERIOD.
- HELLO THERE, CHILDREN!
- AW, WHAT?- HOW'S IT GOIN?
- NO! DAD, NO!
- THE SCHOOL WAS HIRINGAND I GOT THE JOB.
ISN'T THAT GREAT?- DAD, YOU'RE A GEOLOGIST!
WHAT ABOUT YOUR REAL JOB.- I QUIT!
NOW, WHAT I HAVEFOR YOUR STARTERS TODAY
IS A POTATO ENCRUSTED SCALLOPWITH LOBSTER FOAM.
AND WE'RE GONNA TOP THATWITH SOME NICE CREME FRAICHE.
- LOBSTER FOAM?
IT SAYS VERY CLEARLYON THE LUNCH SCHEDULE
THAT TODAY IS PIZZA DAY!
- YES, AND SO THISIS MY TAKE ON A PIZZA.
IT'S AN ASIAN SLAWON FLATBREAD,
DECONSTRUCTED AND TOPPEDWITH A NICE PARMESAN AIOLI.
- DAD, NO!I'M GONNA TELL MOM.
GO BACK TO YOUR OTHER JOBRIGHT NOW.
- STAN,THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH A MAN FOLLOWINGHIS PASSION!
OOH, YEAH.FUCK YEAH!
The New Chef
Randy quits his job to persue his new passion.
Randy stays up late to watch the no-no channel.x CLOSE
Randy sneaks in a little more Food Network after work.x CLOSE
Sharon blocks out the food channels, so Randy turns to the Food Network Hotline.x CLOSE
Sharon tries out the latest exercise craze.x CLOSE
Randy quits his job to persue his new passion.x CLOSE
Randy tries his hand at his very own cooking show.x CLOSE
Sharon blows off some steam on the beach.x CLOSE
The boys come up with a plan to foil Randy's cooking dreams.x CLOSE
Sharon is woken up for a late night workout.x CLOSE
The school cafeteria is flooded with Food Network's stars.x CLOSE