The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.

The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.

Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.

When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.

The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.

Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"

Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.

Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.

When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.

Randy stays up late to watch the no-no channel.

Randy sneaks in a little more Food Network after work.

Sharon blocks out the food channels, so Randy turns to the Food Network Hotline.

Randy quits his job to persue his new passion.

Randy tries his hand at his very own cooking show.

Sharon blows off some steam on the beach.

The boys come up with a plan to foil Randy's cooking dreams.

Sharon is woken up for a late night workout.

The school cafeteria is flooded with Food Network's stars.