IT'S LIKEHE'S A DIFFERENT PERSON.

LAST NIGHT I WALKED IN ON HIMIN THE BATHROOM.

HE WAS SITTING ON THE TOILETFLAMBEING A PORK CHOP.

- SHARON, I'M SO SORRY.

- IT JUST MAKES ME FEELUNWANTED, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, AM I NOT ATTRACTIVEANYMORE?

I MEAN, I DON'T EXERCISEANYMORE AT ALL.

- WELL, IF IT WILL MAKE YOUFEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF,

THEN WORKOUT, SHARON.

- LIKE I HAVE TIME TO GOTO THE GYM EVERY DAY.

- THERE ARE PLENTYOF THINGS YOU CAN BUY

TO HELP YOU GETA GOOD WORKOUT AT HOME.

HAVE YOU HEARD OFTHE SHAKE WEIGHT?

- OOH!- MMM!

- OH!- AHH!

- HELP YOU FIND ANYTHING?

- OH, YES. I WAS INTERESTEDIN THE SHAKE WEIGHTS.

- BIGGEST SELLERTHE PAST FOUR MONTHS!

WHAT MODEL ARE YOULOOKING AT?

- OH, I DIDN'T REALIZETHERE WERE DIFFERENT MODELS.

- WELL, YOU GOTYOUR STANDARD, YOUR DELUXE,

SMALL TO LARGE SIZES.

BUT IF YOU'RE REALLY LOOKINGFOR A WORKOUT,

YOU MIGHT WANT TOTRY THE BIG JIM.

THAT WOMAN OVER THEREIS TRYING IT OUT.

- [grunting]

- I THINK I'LL STARTWITH THE SMALLER WHITE ONES.

- SMALLER WHITE ONES,YES, MA'AM.

STANDARDOR VOICE ASSIST MODEL?

- WELL, I DON'T KNOW--

- I WOULD DEFINITELYRECOMMEND THE VOICE ASSIST.

IT HAS RECORDED VOICE COMMANDS

TO HELP MOTIVATE YOUIN YOUR WORKOUT.

- [computer voice]YOU ARE DOING EXCELLENT.

GREAT WORK.

NOW SWITCH ARMS.

WOW. GOOD JOB.

YOU ARE AMAZING.- [breathing heavily]

- YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVEAND INTERESTING.

- THANK YOU, SHAKE WEIGHT.

- COME ON NOW.ALMOST FINISHED.

YES. GOOD.

ALMOST DONE.

KEEP GOING.KEEP GOING.

HARDER.FASTER.

[bell chimes,fluid gurgles]

- [exhales]

- YOUR WORKOUT IS FINISHED.[bell rings]

HERE IS SOME CAB FARE.

- OH, WOW!

- NOW GOING TO SLEEP MODE.

[Shake Weight beeps]