- JUST USING THE PARENTALCONTROLS TO BLOCK SOME CHANNELS.
- I WASN'T WATCHINGFOOD CHANNELS.
- THEN HOW DO YOU KNOWI BLOCKED THEM.
- I KNOW'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW THAT!
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!
- THANKS FOR CALLINGTHE FOOD NETWORK HOTLINE.
BILLING IS $9.95FOR EACH 60-SECOND PERIOD.
TO ACCEPT,SAY "CREME FRAICHE"
- CREME FRAICHE.
- HI THERE, I'M AMANDA.WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
- OH, HI, I JUST, UH...
THOUGHT I'D GIVETHE HOTLINE A TRY.
WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M MAKINGA PAN-ROASTED CHICKEN.
LIKE SEARED ON THE STOVEAND THEN PUT IN THE OVEN?
I'VE JUST TAKENTHE CHICKEN OUT OF THE PAN.
IT'S SO MOIST.
I'M GONNA LET IT REST NOW,ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.
- YEAH?- YEAH.
OOH, THERE'SLOTS OF BROWNED BITS
STUCK TOTHE BOTTOM OF THE SKILLET.
- YOU GONNA DEGLAZETHAT FUCKIN' PAN?
- OH, I'M GONNA DEGLAZE IT.YOU WANNA HELP ME?
- IF I WAS THERE I WOULD.
I'D TAKE SOME RED WINE,ABOUT A QUARTER CUP,
AND THEN A WOODEN SPOON,
AND I'D DEGLAZE THE FUCKOUT OF THAT PAN.
- I GOT A WOODEN SPOONRIGHT HERE.
IT'S PRETTY HARD.
- YEAH, YOU GONNA PUTSOME ONION IN
WHILE YOU'RE DEGLAZING?
- I WAS THINKING ABOUTSHALLOTS, ACTUALLY.
- OH, YEAH!
SHALLOTS WON'T OVERWHELMTHE CHICKEN'S NATURAL FLAVORS.
FUCK YEAH.- RANDY MARSH!
- WAAH! SHARON!
- YOUR TIME ON FOOD NETWORKHOTLINE HAS EXPIRED.
TO ADD MORE TIME,SAY "CREME FRAICHE."
You Gonna Deglaze That?
Sharon blocks out the food channels, so Randy turns to the Food Network Hotline.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Randy stays up late to watch the no-no channel.x CLOSE
Randy sneaks in a little more Food Network after work.x CLOSE
Sharon blocks out the food channels, so Randy turns to the Food Network Hotline.x CLOSE
Sharon tries out the latest exercise craze.x CLOSE
Randy quits his job to persue his new passion.x CLOSE
Randy tries his hand at his very own cooking show.x CLOSE
Sharon blows off some steam on the beach.x CLOSE
The boys come up with a plan to foil Randy's cooking dreams.x CLOSE
Sharon is woken up for a late night workout.x CLOSE
The school cafeteria is flooded with Food Network's stars.x CLOSE