- PASSENGERS SAIDTHE CARNIVAL CRUISE LINE
SMELLED LIKE POOP,
BUT THATTHAT WAS AN IMPROVEMENT.
- [yawns] ALL RIGHT,IT'S LATE.
I'M GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT.YOU COMING?
- OH, YOU KNOW,I CAN'T REALLY SLEEP.
I'M JUST GONNA STAY UP A BIT.HAVE SOME ME TIME.
- RANDY, DO NOT WATCHTHAT NO-NO CHANNEL.
- OH! I'M NOT STAYING UPTO DO THAT, SHARON, JEEZ!
- ALL RIGHT,COME TO BED SOON.
[propulsive music on TV]
OOH HOO HOO!
MAN, THAT IS HOT.
OH, YEAH, FUCK.
- MMM, JUST LOOK ATTHAT RACK OF RIBS!
NOW THOSE WERE SLOW-COOKED
AND THEN BRAISED TO BRINGOUT THE SMOKY FLAVOR.
- MMM, GOD DAMN.
- SEE HOW THATJUST FALLS OFF THE BONE?
MMM! THAT IS MONEYRIGHT THERE.
- YEAH, FUCKIN' MONEY.
- NEXT ON FOOD NETWORK,IT'S PAULA DEAN!
- HEY, Y'ALL!
TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA BE MAKINGSOME DEEP FRIED CHICKEN.
- OH, YEAH?
- MY BUTTERY WHIPPED POTATOES,
AND WE'RE GONNA BEFINISHING OFF
WITH A CHOCOLATE PECAN PIE.
- UNH!OH, FUCK, YEAH.
[hand mixer whirring]
- DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- AH, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME!SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN!
I'VE MADE YOU ALLBREAKFAST AGAIN!
- OH, CRAP.
- NOW WHAT I HAVE FOR YOUIS A NICE GOAT CHEESE
AND HEIRLOOM TOMATOFRITTATA,
AND WE'RE GONNA TOP THATWITH A LITTLE CREME FRAICHE.
- RANDY, YOU'VE BEEN WATCHINGTHAT CHANNEL AGAIN,
- YES, BECAUSE EVERY TIMEYOU WATCH COOKING SHOWS
YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHTTRYING TO COPY WHAT THEY MADE!
- WELL, I'M SORRYIF THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH ME HELPING OUTWITH THE COOKING!
YOU THINKYOU'D BE GRATEFUL, SHARON.
I GOTTA GET TO WORK.
I COOKEDSO YOU GUYS CLEAN UP.
- CAN I HAVE A POP-TART?
Randy stays up late to watch the no-no channel.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Randy stays up late to watch the no-no channel.x CLOSE
Randy sneaks in a little more Food Network after work.x CLOSE
Sharon blocks out the food channels, so Randy turns to the Food Network Hotline.x CLOSE
Sharon tries out the latest exercise craze.x CLOSE
Randy quits his job to persue his new passion.x CLOSE
Randy tries his hand at his very own cooking show.x CLOSE
Sharon blows off some steam on the beach.x CLOSE
The boys come up with a plan to foil Randy's cooking dreams.x CLOSE
Sharon is woken up for a late night workout.x CLOSE
The school cafeteria is flooded with Food Network's stars.x CLOSE