- THE DARK GOD CTHULHU
CONTINUES HIS RAMPAGEOF DESTRUCTION AND TERROR,
AND THERE SEEMS TO BENO HOPE FOR MAN.
I AM JOINED NOW BY A SUPPOSEDTEAM MEMBER OF CTHULHU,
- IT ISN'T JUST CTHULHU,MR. REPORTER.
HE'S MERELY A SMALLPIECE OF COON AND FRIENDS,
WHO WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHTFOR GOOD AND JUSTICE.
- GOOD AND JUSTICE?
JUSTIN BIEBER AND MOST OF HISFANS HAVE JUST BEEN MASSACRED.
- YES, COON AND FRIENDSARE HAPPY TO HELP.
WE DO NOT NEED THANKSFOR OUR DEEDS.
WE DO NOT WANT GIFTS.
ALL WE WANTIS FOR PEOPLE TO BUY
OUR COON AND FRIENDS T-SHIRTSFOR 14.95.
- HEY, FAT BOY!
- KENNY? WHAT THE HELL?I SENT YOU--
- TO THE SUNKEN CITY OF R'LYEHFALLEN FROM THE STARS!
YOU LITTLE FUCKIN' PRICK!WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCKDOES THAT TO HIS FRIENDS?
- IT'S NOT MY FAULTYOU GOT TURNED EVIL, KENNY!
- YOU ARE THE BAD GUY,FAT BOY, YOU!
- I'M GOING AROUND MAKINGTHE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!
- FOR YOU!
YOU'RE MAKING ITA BETTER PLACE FOR YOU!
- RIGHT, THAT'S WHATSUPERHEROES DO.
- NO. THIS ISWHAT SUPERHEROES DO.
YOU BANISHED ME,BUT I'M BACK!
WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME?
- BRING BACK MY FRIENDS!TAKE ME!
- MYSTERION, NO!WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- ONLY AN IMMORTALCAN KILL ANOTHER IMMORTAL!
HERE'S YOUR PRIZE!
TAKE THIS CURSE AWAY FROM ME,YOU BIG PUSSY!
- DON'T LISTEN TO HIM,CTHULHU!
WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT STUFFTO DO.
- GO ON!
KILL ME BEFORE I KILL YOU!
BUT BRING MY FRIENDS BACK,WUSS!
- CTHULHU, YOU AREA COON FRIEND, AND I'M THE COON!
YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME!
- NO! COME BACK!
I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT I AM!COME BACK!
- FUCK YOU, KENNY!
- COME BACK,YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!
Good and Justice??
Mysterion confronts Coon and Friends.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Mintberry Crunch catches us up with the ongoing disaster.x CLOSE
Mysterion tries to explain how much his super power sucks.x CLOSE
Cartman gives us the latest installment of "The Coon."x CLOSE
Cartman returns to Coon and Friends to ask what he should do.x CLOSE
Cartman and Cthulhu banish the Coon Friends to a dark oblivion.x CLOSE
The Dark Lord is agitated and the Coon calms him down.x CLOSE
The Coon Friends are trapped in another dimension and Mysterion tries to find a way out.x CLOSE
The Coon and Friends unleash their fury at Burning Man.x CLOSE
Mysterion pays a visit to the Goth Kids.x CLOSE
Mysterion learns how to stop the Dark Lord.x CLOSE