OVER THE EVIL HIPPIESOF BURNING MAN,
COON AND FRIENDSTURN THEIR ATTENTION
TO THE NEXTVILLAINOUS SCOURGE,
BRAVELY TAKING OUT
EVERY WHOLE FOODSLEFT IN THE COUNTRY.
NO MORE ORGANIC CRAPFOR AMERICA.
THANKS TO COON AND FRIENDS,
THE COUNTRY WOULD SOON BE RIDOF ALL EVIL.
BUT FIRST,THEY WOULD COME UP AGAINST
THEIR MOST CHALLENGINGAND MOST EVIL OPPONENT--
IN ORDER TO SAVE THE EARTH,
THIS LITTLE BUTTHOLEHAD TO BE STOPPED.
- [high-pitched voice]♪ BABY BABY BABY, OOH, BABY
♪ BABY BABY,OOH, BABY BABY-- ♪
OOH OOH OOH![fans screaming]
- YUP, THAT'S HIM.
The Most Evil Opponent
The Coon and Friends turn their attention to the next villainous scourge.
Mintberry Crunch catches us up with the ongoing disaster.x CLOSE
Mysterion tries to explain how much his super power sucks.x CLOSE
Cartman gives us the latest installment of "The Coon."x CLOSE
Cartman returns to Coon and Friends to ask what he should do.x CLOSE
Cartman and Cthulhu banish the Coon Friends to a dark oblivion.x CLOSE
The Dark Lord is agitated and the Coon calms him down.x CLOSE
The Coon Friends are trapped in another dimension and Mysterion tries to find a way out.x CLOSE
The Coon and Friends unleash their fury at Burning Man.x CLOSE
Mysterion pays a visit to the Goth Kids.x CLOSE
Mysterion learns how to stop the Dark Lord.x CLOSE