THE NECRONOMICON ISAN ACCOUNT OF THE OLD ONES,
THEIR HISTORY AND THE MEANSFOR SUMMONING THEM.
- OLD ONES?
- DARK DEITIESTHAT EXISTED BEFORE MAN.
- IT WAS WRITTEN BYA MAD PRINCE
WHO KNEW OF THE NIGHTMARE CITYOF R'LYEH,
WHICH FELL FROM THE STARSAND EXISTS BENEATH THE SEA,
AND IN ANOTHER DIMENSION.
- THAT'S IT.THAT'S THE PLACE I JUST WAS!
- YOU'VE BEEN TO THE NIGHTMARECITY OF R'LYEH?
- CTHULHU AND THE OTHER BEINGSARE FROM THIS CITY,
BUT FOR YEARSCULTISTS HAVE TRIED
TO BRING THEM INTO OUR WORLD.
- AND WHAT ABOUTCTHULHU'S POWER?
WHY CAN'T OLD ONES DIE?
- THE ONLY THINGTHAT CAN DESTROY AN IMMORTAL
IS ANOTHER IMMORTAL.
- HA HA!DON'T WORRY, MYSTERION!
MINTBERRY CRUNCH IS HERE
TO HELP YOUWITH THESE BLACK CULTISTS!
- GET OUT OF MY ROOM, TWERP!
- MINTBERRY CRUNCHISN'T AFRAID OF HIS FAT SISTER!
GRAB HER LEGS, MYSTERION!
HEY, MYSTERION, WAIT UP!
COME ON, WAIT UP!
US COON FRIENDS NEED TOSTICK TOGETHER, REMEMBER?
WHERE'RE YOU GOING?
- WHEREVER CTHULHU IS.
- WHAT?BUT HE'LL KILL YOU!
- MAYBE, BUT WITH ANY LUCK,
I MIGHT FIND THE REASONFOR MY POWERS.
- OH, RIGHT!
MAYBE I CAN FIND THE REASONFOR MY POWERS TOO!
- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- HOW WAS IT THAT MINTAND BERRY CAME TOGETHER
DELIVERING FULL FLAVORAND AN INTENSE CRUNCH?
WE MUST FIND OUT ANSWERS,MYSTERION!
M-MYSTERION,I'M GOING WITH YOU!
The Nightmare City
Mysterion learns how to stop the Dark Lord.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Mintberry Crunch catches us up with the ongoing disaster.x CLOSE
Mysterion tries to explain how much his super power sucks.x CLOSE
Cartman gives us the latest installment of "The Coon."x CLOSE
Cartman returns to Coon and Friends to ask what he should do.x CLOSE
Cartman and Cthulhu banish the Coon Friends to a dark oblivion.x CLOSE
The Dark Lord is agitated and the Coon calms him down.x CLOSE
The Coon Friends are trapped in another dimension and Mysterion tries to find a way out.x CLOSE
The Coon and Friends unleash their fury at Burning Man.x CLOSE
Mysterion pays a visit to the Goth Kids.x CLOSE
Mysterion learns how to stop the Dark Lord.x CLOSE