- IT'S BURNING MAN!
- BIGGEST PARTYIN THE WORLD, BABY!
[Cthulhu growlingin distance]
- FUCKING HIPPIES!FUCK ALL YOU!
- THE DARK AND EVIL CTHULHUIS BRINGING HIS ANGRY WRATH
DOWN UPON THE BURNING MANFESTIVAL, TOM.
CTHULHU ISN'T BEHAVING
AS MOST SCIENTISTSHAD SPECULATED, TOM.
BUT THE DARK LORD ISWREAKING HAVOC EVERYWHERE AND--
- NO, NO, EXCUSE ME!
IT IS NOT CTHULHU.
IT IS COON AND FRIEND.
I'M A LITTLE SICK OF EVERYONEGIVING HIM ALL THE CREDIT
WHEN I'M THE ONE REALLY MAKINGTHE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.
- TOM, IT APPEARSTHAT BRUCE VILANCH
HAS ARRIVED ON THE SCENEWEARING A RAT COSTUME.
- OH, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
CTHULHU, THIS GUY TOO!
OH, GET THAT FIRE-TWIRLINGHIPPIE BITCH!
The Coon and Friends unleash their fury at Burning Man.
Mintberry Crunch catches us up with the ongoing disaster.x CLOSE
Mysterion tries to explain how much his super power sucks.x CLOSE
Cartman gives us the latest installment of "The Coon."x CLOSE
Cartman returns to Coon and Friends to ask what he should do.x CLOSE
Cartman and Cthulhu banish the Coon Friends to a dark oblivion.x CLOSE
The Dark Lord is agitated and the Coon calms him down.x CLOSE
The Coon Friends are trapped in another dimension and Mysterion tries to find a way out.x CLOSE
The Coon and Friends unleash their fury at Burning Man.x CLOSE
Mysterion pays a visit to the Goth Kids.x CLOSE
Mysterion learns how to stop the Dark Lord.x CLOSE