WHAT GOOD DEEDSHOULD WE DO NEXT?
- PERHAPS WE SHOULD BAKEMORE LEMON BARS
TO RAISE MONEYFOR PEOPLE IN NEED!
- YOU GUYS HAVE NO MEMORY
OF ME SHOOTING MYSELFIN THE HEAD, DO YOU?
- [chuckling] WHAT?
- WHAT WE NEED TO DO ISTALK TO PEOPLE IN THAT CULT.
I WANT TO KNOWWHERE MY POWERS COME FROM.
- YEAH, COOL, LET'S TALK ABOUTWHERE OUR POWERS COME FROM!
- I WAS BITTEN BYA RADIOACTIVE MOSQUITO!
- I WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT
THEN PUT BACK TOGETHERWITH TUPPERWARE PARTS!
- WILL YOU GUYSLISTEN TO ME?
I ACTUALLY HAVE A POWER
THAT I ACTUALLY WANT TOKNOW ABOUT!
- HEY, GUYS.
SO WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
- GO AWAY, CARTMAN.
WE KICKED YOU OUT OF COONAND FRIENDS, REMEMBER?
- NO, I KNOW.
THAT'S COOL.I UNDERSTAND.
EVEN THOUGH I STARTED IT ANDTHE SECRET BASE IS IN MY HOUSE.
YEAH, THAT'S TOTALLYUNDERSTANDABLE.
- YOU JUST WANTED TO FRAMEAND BLACKMAIL PEOPLE.
THEN YOU BEAT UP CLYDEAND BRADLEY FOR NO REASON!
- NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.FOR NO REASON.
CLEARLY SOMETHING IS WRONGWITH ME.
BUT, YOU GUYS...WHAT SHOULD I DO?
- YOU SHOULD FUCK OFF.THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.
- HMM. ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, YOU GUYS WERETOTALLY RIGHT, OKAY?
THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO SAY.
THAT AND...THERE'SA DOUBLE RAINBOW OUTSIDE.
- A WHAT?- DOUBLE RAINBOW, YOU GUYS.
YOU DON'T SEE 'EM OFTEN, BUTTHERE'S ONE OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW.
YOU GOTTA COME SEE![door opens]
- A DOUBLE RAINBOW?
- WAIT, MINTBERRY CRUNCH.YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA GO--
- HEY, CAN I SEETHE DOUBLE RAINBOW, FELLAS?
Cartman returns to Coon and Friends to ask what he should do.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Mintberry Crunch catches us up with the ongoing disaster.x CLOSE
Mysterion tries to explain how much his super power sucks.x CLOSE
Cartman gives us the latest installment of "The Coon."x CLOSE
Cartman returns to Coon and Friends to ask what he should do.x CLOSE
Cartman and Cthulhu banish the Coon Friends to a dark oblivion.x CLOSE
The Dark Lord is agitated and the Coon calms him down.x CLOSE
The Coon Friends are trapped in another dimension and Mysterion tries to find a way out.x CLOSE
The Coon and Friends unleash their fury at Burning Man.x CLOSE
Mysterion pays a visit to the Goth Kids.x CLOSE
Mysterion learns how to stop the Dark Lord.x CLOSE