- YOU'RE HOGGING IT ALL,ASSHOLE.
- 'CAUSE I PAID FOR IT,YOU STUPID BITCH.
- YOU PAID FOR ITWITH THE MONEY I MADE
WASHIN' DISHESAT THE OLIVE GARDEN!
- I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
- GIVE IT TO ME, YOU PRICK!
both: [gasp]- AAH!
OH GOD, HE'S BACK!
IT'S THAT MYSTERY KID AGAIN!
- WHAT THE HELLDO YOU WANT THIS TIME?
HEY, LOOK, WE DIDWHAT YOU TOLD US.
WE TREAT OUR KIDS BETTER
AND WE DON'T BEAT EACHOTHER UP AS MUCH!
- AND WE GAVE OUR SONSALLOWANCES
AND STOPPED GETTING HIGHEVERY NIGHT.
- I'M NOT HERE ABOUT THAT.
- OH? SO, NOW WHAT?
- TEN YEARS AGO,YOU WERE ARRESTED
FOR BEING INSOME KIND OF CULT.
- WE WERE?
- WE'VE BEEN ARRESTEDLOTS OF TIMES, MYSTERIO.
WHAT IS THE CULT OF CTHULHU?
- OH, THAT THING.
NO, WE WEREN'TIN THAT STUPID GROUP.
THEY JUST USED TO OFFERFREE BEER AT THEIR MEETINGS,
SO WE WOULD GO.
- WHAT HAPPENEDAT THOSE MEETINGS?
- TRUST US, WE DON'T REMEMBER.
I KNOW IT SOUNDSHARD TO BELIEVE,
BUT WE WERE ACTUALLYREALLY DRUNK THE ENTIRE TIME.
- I DON'T FIND THATHARD TO BELIEVE AT ALL.
- I SWEARWE HAVEN'T BEEN BACK
TO THEIR MEETINGSEVER SINCE.
EVEN THOUGH WE ALWAYSSTILL GET INVITED.
- THESE PEOPLE STILL MEET?WHERE?
- WHERE THEY ALWAYS DID.
JIM MCELROY'S HOUSE.
- THEY USED TO MEETEVERY FRIDAY NIGHT.
I THINK THEY STILL DO.
DID THAT REALLYJUST HAPPEN?
- I DON'T THINK SO.
That Mystery Kid Again
Mysterion pays Kenny's parents a visit.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Mysterion recaps the horrors of the Gulf spill and vows to help save the world.x CLOSE
Coon and Friends have a bake sale to help save the Gulf.x CLOSE
The Coon waits for a flight to New Orleans, while Coon and Friends receive a daunting message.x CLOSE
Captain Hindsight pays Coon and Friends a visit...and Mysterion is finally revealed.x CLOSE
The Coon tries to convince Cthulhu to stop Coon and Friends.x CLOSE
Mysterion reveals his secret super-power.x CLOSE
Everyone questions their next move.x CLOSE
Coon and Friends find out more about the cult of Cthulhu.x CLOSE
The Coon snuggles up with the dark lord Cthulhu.x CLOSE
Mysterion pays Kenny's parents a visit.x CLOSE