- I KNEW IT!
CARTMAN TORE OUR BASE UP.ZZZT!
- NOT CARTMAN.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN"NOT CARTMAN," DUDE?
- WHOEVER DID THIS TO OUR BASEWAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.
[gun cocks]- DON'T ANYBODY MOVE!
SO YOU'RE THE SUPERHEROESTRYING TO BLACKMAIL ME!
- OH, DUDE,IT'S CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT.
- CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT!THE HERO OF THE MODERN AGE!
ONCE A REPORTERFOR THE NATIONAL NEWS,
JACK BROLIN ALWAYS HADA KNACK FOR HINDSIGHT.
WANTING TO BECOME
THE BEST KNOWN REPORTERIN THE COUNTRY,
JACK TRIED AN EXPERIMENTTO BOOST HIS HINDSIGHT LEVELS.
BUT THEN A FREAKISH ACCIDENTOCCURRED
WHEN A RETROACTIVE SPIDERGOT INTO THE EQUIPMENT.
THE REPORTER'S HINDSIGHT WASBLASTED TO SUPERHUMAN LEVELS.
FOR MONTHS HE WAS ABLE TO USEHIS NEW POWERS FOR GOOD,
FIGHTING FOR PEACEAND THE AMERICAN WAY,
WITH HIS THREETRUSTY COMPANIONS,
SHOULDA, COULDA, AND WOULDA.
BUT NOW THE HINDSIGHTTHAT HAS SAVED SO MANY
THREATENS TO CONSUMEJACK'S VERY SOUL.
IT'S CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT!
- [slurred]I SHOULD'VE NEVER MIXED
VODKA AND JACK DANIELS.
I SHOULD'VE JUST GONE TO BEDLAST NIGHT.
- UM, DUDE, ARE YOU OKAY?
- WHERE ARE THE PICTURES?
GIVE EVERY COPYOF THE PICTURES TO ME NOW!
- P-PLEASE, SIR,WE DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!
- YOU GOT PICTURES OF ME HAVINGSEX WITH COURTNEY LOVE!
- CHAOS, WHY DID YOU TAKETHOSE PICTURES?
- BUT I--BUT THE COON SAIDIF I TOOK THE PICTURES,
HE'D LET ME GO HOME.
AND I'VE MISSED LIKE FOUR DAYSOF SCHOOL NOW 'CAUSE--
- ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH!WHAT'S GOING ON?
- HINDSIGHT,THAT ISN'T COURTNEY LOVE.
OUR FORMER MEMBER,THE COON, TRICKED YOU.
- IT'S NOT COURTNEY LOVE?
- PLEASE, SIR.PUT DOWN THE GUN.
- NO! WHAT IF IPUT DOWN THE GUN
AND THEN REALIZEI SHOULDN'T HAVE?
- LOOK DUDE, WE DON'T NEED TOPLAY SUPERHERO ANYMORE.
WE CAN JUST GO HOME.- NO!
BECAUSE I COULD REALIZEI SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU ALL!
- THEN DO IT!
PULL THE TRIGGER, HINDSIGHT!
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE US,THEN YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!
PULL THE TRIGGER, YOU PUSSY!
- DUDE, KENNY, CHILL OUT.
- YOU GUYS GO!I'LL DEAL WITH THIS PRICK.
- UH, OKAY, IF YOU INSIST.SEE YA, KENNY.
- MY MOM DID TELL MEI HAVE TO BE HOME BY 5:00.
- I SAID IT'S FINE.JUST GO!
- UH, TEXT ME LATER, KENNY,
IF YOU WANNA, LIKE,PLAY BASKETBALL OR SOMETHING.
Pull The Trigger!
Captain Hindsight pays Coon and Friends a visit...and Mysterion is finally revealed.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Mysterion recaps the horrors of the Gulf spill and vows to help save the world.x CLOSE
Coon and Friends have a bake sale to help save the Gulf.x CLOSE
The Coon waits for a flight to New Orleans, while Coon and Friends receive a daunting message.x CLOSE
Captain Hindsight pays Coon and Friends a visit...and Mysterion is finally revealed.x CLOSE
The Coon tries to convince Cthulhu to stop Coon and Friends.x CLOSE
Mysterion reveals his secret super-power.x CLOSE
Everyone questions their next move.x CLOSE
Coon and Friends find out more about the cult of Cthulhu.x CLOSE
The Coon snuggles up with the dark lord Cthulhu.x CLOSE
Mysterion pays Kenny's parents a visit.x CLOSE