- PASSENGERS WAITING FORFLIGHT 73 TO NEW ORLEANS,
WE THANK YOUFOR YOUR PATIENCE,
BUT THE CONDITIONS IN THE GULF
ARE STILL DELAYINGOUR DEPARTURE.
UNFORTUNATELY,WE'VE JUST BEEN INFORMED
THAT THE DARK LORD CTHULHUHAS SHAT ON THE RUNWAY
AT THE NEW ORLEANS AIRPORT,
AND WE'LL BE DELAYEDAT LEAST ANOTHER HOUR.
- COME ON, PEOPLE!
SOME OF US NEED TOGET TO NEW ORLEANS NOW!
YES, YES, I AM THE COON.
- THE COON?I'VE HEARD OF THAT!
- YOU HAVE?- I SAW ON TV!
THAT SUPERHERO GROUP THAT'SHELPING WITH THE GULF SPILL!
COON AND FRIENDS!
- ACTUALLY, I'M NO LONGERWITH COON AND FRIENDS.
I WORK ON MY OWN NOW.
- CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?- YES, OF COURSE.
- DO YOU KNOWMINTBERRY CRUNCH?
WHAT'S HE LIKE?
- THE EVIL GIRL VILLAINFOUGHT WITH ALL HER MIGHT,
BUT THE COON WASTOO MUCH FOR HER.
AS PEOPLE LOOKED ONAND CHEERED FOR THE COON,
HE CLAWED AND PUNCHEDTHE VILLAIN'S STUPID, FAT FACE.
THIS FIGHT WOULD NOT BETHE LAST, THE COON THOUGHT.
NEXT STOP, NEW ORLEANS.
- THAT'S ALMOST IT,SUPERHEROES!
WE'RE ABOUTOUT OF LEMON BARS!
- WELL THEN,PERHAPS WE SHOULD RETURN
TO OUR SECRET BASEAND BAKE SOME MORE!
- I'LL TAKE 10 LEMON BARS!- TEN. YES, SIR!
- THAT'S DEFINITELYTHE LAST OF 'EM!
- YOU'LL NEVER STOP HIM,YOU KNOW.
- STOP WHO?
- THE GREAT ONE.CTHULHU.
HE HAS RISEN, AND SOON ALLWILL BE UNDER HIS RULE.
IT HAS ALL BEEN FORETOLDIN THE NECRONOMICON.
THE DARKNESS OF THE MYTHOSIS FINALLY HERE!
OH, MAN, THESE AREREALLY GOOD LEMON BARS.
- THE NECRONOMICON?
- WHAT'S THE MYTHOS?
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINKWE BETTER FIND OUT.
- ALRIGHT, SUPERHEROES,BACK TO OUR SECRET BASE!
- MINTBERRY CRUNCH!
Evil Girl Villain
The Coon waits for a flight to New Orleans, while Coon and Friends receive a daunting message.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Mysterion recaps the horrors of the Gulf spill and vows to help save the world.x CLOSE
Coon and Friends have a bake sale to help save the Gulf.x CLOSE
The Coon waits for a flight to New Orleans, while Coon and Friends receive a daunting message.x CLOSE
Captain Hindsight pays Coon and Friends a visit...and Mysterion is finally revealed.x CLOSE
The Coon tries to convince Cthulhu to stop Coon and Friends.x CLOSE
Mysterion reveals his secret super-power.x CLOSE
Everyone questions their next move.x CLOSE
Coon and Friends find out more about the cult of Cthulhu.x CLOSE
The Coon snuggles up with the dark lord Cthulhu.x CLOSE
Mysterion pays Kenny's parents a visit.x CLOSE