AND APPEARS TO HAVE CAUSEDEVEN GREATER PROBLEMS.
- UH-OH. I HAVE A FEELING
WE BETTER GET INTOOUR COSTUMES AGAIN, GUYS.
- TOM, THE DP OIL COMPANY
HAS HAD ANOTHERDRILLING ACCIDENT.
THIS TIME THEY APPEAREDTO HAVE UNLEASHED
THE DARK AND MIGHTY CTHULHU.
THE RISE OF CTHULHUFROM ANOTHER DIMENSION
BRINGS ABOUT 3,000 YEARSOF DARKNESS, TOM,
WHERE WE WILL ALLBE DRIVEN TO MADNESS
AND MADE TO SERVEAS CTHULHU'S CULT OF SLAVES.
THE PRESIDENT OF DP OIL RELEASEDTHIS PRESS STATEMENT.
- AS PRESIDENT OF DP OIL,
I WANT TO SAY...WE'RE SORRY.
I'M DEEPLY SORRY.
- CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN.
PRAISE THE DARK CTHULHU.LONG MAY HE REIGN.
- IT'S UP TO US, GUYS.LET'S GET TO THE GULF!
- DARKNESS HAS TAKEN OVEROUR TOWN.
THE COON FRIENDSHAVE GIVEN IN TO EVIL.
IT'S UP TO THE COONTO STOP THEM.
3000 Years of Darkness
The "Friends" head to the gulf to stop the latest DP disaster.
Coon and Friends assembles to discuss the crime wave.x CLOSE
Coon and Friends try to stop the fire, but Captain Hindsight saves the day.x CLOSE
The Coon signals his fellow heroes to discuss the disaster.x CLOSE
BP enters the marine sanctuary and starts drilling.x CLOSE
An oil spill in the Gulf leads to another Coon alert...and another visit from Captain Hindsight.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to convince Captain Hindsight to join Coon and Friends.x CLOSE
The President of BP issues an apology for the Gulf spill.x CLOSE
The Coon's idea gets shot down, while the rest of the heroes devise a plan to help the Gulf.x CLOSE
The Coon senses things are very wrong amongst his friends.x CLOSE
Captain Hindsight is upset when scandalous photos emerge.x CLOSE