INTO COON AND FRIENDSHAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL,
BUT I BELIEVE I'VE COME UPWITH A SOLUTION.
COON VISION ON.
ALL WE NEED TO DO IS GETPICTURES OF CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT
NAKED WITH COURTNEY LOVE.
THEN WE'LL TELL HIMIF HE DOESN'T JOIN US,
WE'LL PUT THEMON THE INTERNET.
- HOW DO WE GET PICTURES OF HIMNAKED WITH COURTNEY LOVE?
- SIMPLE, TOOLSHED.COON SLIDE TWO.
WE DRESS PROFESSOR CHAOS UPAS COURTNEY LOVE,
TAKE PICTURES OF HIM NAKEDWITH A HOMELESS GUY,
THEN PHOTOSHOPHINDSIGHT'S FACE ONTO IT.
OH, COME ON, FELLAS,DON'T MAKE ME BE COURTNEY LOVE.
- WE GOTTA GETTO WORK FAST, PEOPLE.
COON AND FRIENDS HO!
- YOU WANT US TO TAKENAKED PICTURES OF BUTTERS
TO USE AS BLACKMAIL?
THAT DOESN'T SOUNDVERY SUPERHERO-LIKE.
- THAT'S BECAUSE YOU THINKSMALL, MOSQUITO.
YOU HAVE A TINY LITTLEMOSQUITO BRAIN.
THAT'S WHY YOU DON'TCOME UP WITH THE PLANS.
- NO, NO, LOOK.
WHAT'S GOING ONDOWN IN THE GULF
IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANTTHAN BLACKMAILING ANOTHER HERO.
- OH, WHO CARES ABOUT SOMEOIL SPILL ENVIRONMENT CRAP?
- MOSQUITO HAS A GOOD PLAN,CARTMAN. HEAR HIM OUT.
- YOU DON'T KNOWTHAT I'M CARTMAN
BECAUSE MY TRUE IDENTITYIS SECRET!
- WE ALL HAVE A SAYIN THIS ORGANIZATION, COON.
LET MOSQUITO TALK.- ALL RIGHT, MOSQUITO,
HOW DO YOU WANT TO HELP PEOPLESUFFERING IN THE GULF CRISIS?
- I THINK WE SHOULD HELP RAISEMONEY FOR THE RELIEF AID
BY HAVING A BAKE SALE.
- A BAKE SALE?
- I HAVE A RECIPEFOR LEMON BARS FROM MY MOM.
WE COULD WEAR OUR COSTUMESOUTSIDE THE GROCERY STORE
AND SELL LEMON BARS,WHICH WOULD BE A GOOD DEED
AND HELP PEOPLE.
- WE'RE SUPERHEROES,NOT THE [bleep] GIRL SCOUTS.
- THOSE PEOPLE DOWN THERENEED HELP.
SOMETIMES BEING A HERO MEANSHELPING IN SMALLER WAYS.
- TIMMY!- YOU THINK SELLING LEMON BARS
IS HELPFUL TO MANKIND?
- MORE HELPFUL THAN TAKINGNAKED PICTURES OF BUTTERS.
- SHUT UP, MINTBERRY CRUNCH!YOU AREN'T EVEN ANYTHING!
- AND THAT'SANOTHER THING.
NO MORE PICKINGON MINTBERRY CRUNCH.
- OH, WHAT ARE YOU,THE BOSS NOW?
- NO, BUT WE'RE ALL EQUALS.
FROM NOW ON, WE VOTE.
WHO WANTS TO GO WITH MY PLAN?
- SOUNDS AWESOME.LET'S DO IT.
- TO THE GROCERY STORE!
The Coon's idea gets shot down, while the rest of the heroes devise a plan to help the Gulf.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Coon and Friends assembles to discuss the crime wave.x CLOSE
Coon and Friends try to stop the fire, but Captain Hindsight saves the day.x CLOSE
The Coon signals his fellow heroes to discuss the disaster.x CLOSE
BP enters the marine sanctuary and starts drilling.x CLOSE
An oil spill in the Gulf leads to another Coon alert...and another visit from Captain Hindsight.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to convince Captain Hindsight to join Coon and Friends.x CLOSE
The President of BP issues an apology for the Gulf spill.x CLOSE
The Coon's idea gets shot down, while the rest of the heroes devise a plan to help the Gulf.x CLOSE
The Coon senses things are very wrong amongst his friends.x CLOSE
Captain Hindsight is upset when scandalous photos emerge.x CLOSE