- CAN I HELP YOU?
- I UNDERSTAND THIS IS WHERECAPTAIN HINDSIGHT LIVES?
- I NEED TO SPEAKWITH HIM, PLEASE.
- THE CAPTAIN IS VERY BUSY
DEALING WITHTHE GULF OIL CRISIS.
- I BELIEVE I HAVE SOMETHINGTHAT CAN HELP HIM
DEAL WITHTHAT OIL CRISIS, SIR.
- MR. HINDSIGHT, SIR,
THIS YOUNG MAN WOULD LIKEA WORD.
- PLEASE, SIT DOWN.WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
- MR. HINDSIGHT, I REPRESENTSOME VERY HIGH PROFILE PEOPLE.
I'VE BEEN ASKED TO GIVE YOUSOME REALLY EXCITING NEWS.
YOU HAVE BEEN PREAPPROVED
TO BECOME THE NEWEST MEMBEROF COON AND FRIENDS.
- OF WHAT?
- I KNOW THE COON PERSONALLY,AND I CAN TELL YOU
BEING A COON FRIENDSIS THE VERY HIGHEST HONOR.
AS YOU CAN SEE IN THOSE PAPERS,
YOUR FIRST THREE MONTHS OF DUESHAVE ACTUALLY BEEN WAIVED.
THIS MUST BEAMAZINGLY EXCITING FOR YOU.
- CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT!
CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT,PLEASE COME IN!
- GO AHEAD.- THE OIL KEEPS COMING OUT.
WE'VE GOT OTHER RIGSNOW CATCHING FIRE.
- LISTEN, THEY SHOULD'VEHOSED DOWN THE OTHER RIGS
AS SOON AS THE SPILL BEGAN.
THEN THAT WOULDN'THAVE HAPPENED.
- RIGHT. THANK YOU!- CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT!
THE DOLPHINS THAT THOSEVOLUNTEERS CLEANED OF OIL,
THEY'RE ALL DYING.
- GET DOWN TO THE VOLUNTEERSAND TELL THEM
THEY SHOULD'VE USEDA NON-BLEACHING CLEANSER.
- TELL BRETT FAVREHE SHOULD'VE NEVER SENT
ACTUAL PICTURESOF HIS SCHLONG.
OH! IT'S NOT A BLESSING,IT'S A CURSE.
- SO ANYWAYS, IF YOU WANT TOJUST START FILLING OUT THE FORM,
WE'LL GET YOU ENROLLED IN COONAND FRIENDS RIGHT AWAY.
- LOOK, I'M SORRY, KID,BUT I WORK ALONE.
- WELL, SEE THE PROBLEMWITH THAT
IS THERE'S A SUPERHERO UNIONCALLED COON AND FRIENDS.
AND IF YOU REFUSE TO BE A PARTOF THAT UNION, YOU ARE A SCAB.
- GET THIS KID OUT OF HERE.I HAVE TO THINK.
- FINE! YOU'LL BE HEARINGFROM MY LA--
THE COON'S LAWYER, SIR!
- THE BP OIL SPILL IN THE GULF
Cartman tries to convince Captain Hindsight to join Coon and Friends.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Coon and Friends assembles to discuss the crime wave.x CLOSE
Coon and Friends try to stop the fire, but Captain Hindsight saves the day.x CLOSE
The Coon signals his fellow heroes to discuss the disaster.x CLOSE
BP enters the marine sanctuary and starts drilling.x CLOSE
An oil spill in the Gulf leads to another Coon alert...and another visit from Captain Hindsight.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to convince Captain Hindsight to join Coon and Friends.x CLOSE
The President of BP issues an apology for the Gulf spill.x CLOSE
The Coon's idea gets shot down, while the rest of the heroes devise a plan to help the Gulf.x CLOSE
The Coon senses things are very wrong amongst his friends.x CLOSE
Captain Hindsight is upset when scandalous photos emerge.x CLOSE