[alarm blaring]both: AAH!
- COON AND FRIENDS ALERT!- WHAT? JEEZ!
- ALL COON FRIENDSREPORT TO BASE.
I'M SO SERIOUSLY.EMERGENCY.
COON AND FRIENDS ALERT!
- GOOD, YOU'RE ALL HERE.TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
COON VOLUME UP!
- IT'S A SCENE OF UTTER DESPAIRAND CATASTROPHE.
OIL FROM THE OCEAN ISSPILLING OUT, OUT OF CONTROL,
AND THE RESCUE EFFORTSEEMS FUTILE.
- IT'S HORRIBLE.
WE CAN'T STOP THE OILFROM CONTAMINATING EVERYTHING.
- OUR HOME IS COVERED IN SLUDGE.WHERE WE SUPPOSED TO GO?
- [thick Louisiana accent] JUSTLOOK AT ALL MY SHRIMP HERE.
MY SHRIMP IS THE BEST SHRIMPTHIS SIDE OF LOUISIANA
AND THAT DARN OIL GOTALL UP IN MY SHRIMP.
AND IT AIN'T WORTH THE SLIMEA NEW BABY IS SOLD ON.
JUST LOOK AT ALL THE OILON MY SHRIMP!
- MY GOD! ANOTHER OIL SPILL
COULD MEAN ABSOLUTEDEVASTATION FOR THE GULF.
- WE'VE GOT TO HELPTHOSE PEOPLE.
- YES. THIS IS DEFINITELYA JOB FOR COON AND FRIENDS.
- LET'S PACK THE GULFFULL OF FLAVOR.
- WAIT A MINUTE, LOOK!IT'S CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT!
[cheers and applause]- OH, NO!
- WHAT SEEMS TO BETHE PROBLEM?
- IT'S THAT BP OIL RIG,CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT.
IT DRILLEDINTO A MARINE SANCTUARY
AND THE ENVIRONMENTIS BEING POISONED.
- IF WE CAN'T STOP IT,
THE SPILL COULD REACHNEW ORLEANS.
- HMM. ALL RIGHT.
YOU SEE WHERE THAT RIGIS DRILLING?
- YES.- IT'S IN TOO DEEP OF WATER.
THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE DRILLEDIN THAT DEEP OF WATER
BECAUSE NOW THEY CAN'TGET MACHINES DEEP ENOUGH
TO FIX THE SPILL.
- AH-HA!- YES, YES!
- NOW IF IT'SA VALVE THAT RUPTURED,
THEN WHATTHEY SHOULD HAVE DONE
IS INSTALLED A BACKUP VALVEIN CASE THAT BROKE.
- I BELIEVE THEY DID INSTALL
A BACKUP SAFETY VALVE,CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT.
- HMM. RIGHT.
THEN THEY SHOULD HAVE HADA BACKUP SAFETY VALVE
TO THAT BACKUP SAFETY VALVE!
- MY GOD, HE'S RIGHT!
- MY WORK IS DONE!
I'M OFF TO FIND OTHERSIN NEED.
- GOD BLESS YOU,CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT.
GOD BLESS YOU!
- GOD DAMN IT!
WE HAVE GOT TO GET THAT GUYINTO COON AND FRIENDS.
God Bless You Captain Hindsight!!
An oil spill in the Gulf leads to another Coon alert...and another visit from Captain Hindsight.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Coon and Friends assembles to discuss the crime wave.x CLOSE
Coon and Friends try to stop the fire, but Captain Hindsight saves the day.x CLOSE
The Coon signals his fellow heroes to discuss the disaster.x CLOSE
BP enters the marine sanctuary and starts drilling.x CLOSE
An oil spill in the Gulf leads to another Coon alert...and another visit from Captain Hindsight.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to convince Captain Hindsight to join Coon and Friends.x CLOSE
The President of BP issues an apology for the Gulf spill.x CLOSE
The Coon's idea gets shot down, while the rest of the heroes devise a plan to help the Gulf.x CLOSE
The Coon senses things are very wrong amongst his friends.x CLOSE
Captain Hindsight is upset when scandalous photos emerge.x CLOSE