God Bless You Captain Hindsight!! - Video Clip | South Park Studios

[alarm blaring]both: AAH!

- COON AND FRIENDS ALERT!- WHAT? JEEZ!

- ALL COON FRIENDSREPORT TO BASE.

I'M SO SERIOUSLY.EMERGENCY.

COON AND FRIENDS ALERT!

- GOOD, YOU'RE ALL HERE.TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

COON VOLUME UP!

- IT'S A SCENE OF UTTER DESPAIRAND CATASTROPHE.

OIL FROM THE OCEAN ISSPILLING OUT, OUT OF CONTROL,

AND THE RESCUE EFFORTSEEMS FUTILE.

- IT'S HORRIBLE.

WE CAN'T STOP THE OILFROM CONTAMINATING EVERYTHING.

- OUR HOME IS COVERED IN SLUDGE.WHERE WE SUPPOSED TO GO?

- [thick Louisiana accent] JUSTLOOK AT ALL MY SHRIMP HERE.

MY SHRIMP IS THE BEST SHRIMPTHIS SIDE OF LOUISIANA

AND THAT DARN OIL GOTALL UP IN MY SHRIMP.

AND IT AIN'T WORTH THE SLIMEA NEW BABY IS SOLD ON.

JUST LOOK AT ALL THE OILON MY SHRIMP!

- MY GOD! ANOTHER OIL SPILL

COULD MEAN ABSOLUTEDEVASTATION FOR THE GULF.

- WE'VE GOT TO HELPTHOSE PEOPLE.

- YES. THIS IS DEFINITELYA JOB FOR COON AND FRIENDS.

- LET'S PACK THE GULFFULL OF FLAVOR.

- WAIT A MINUTE, LOOK!IT'S CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT!

[cheers and applause]- OH, NO!

- WHAT SEEMS TO BETHE PROBLEM?

- IT'S THAT BP OIL RIG,CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT.

IT DRILLEDINTO A MARINE SANCTUARY

AND THE ENVIRONMENTIS BEING POISONED.

- IF WE CAN'T STOP IT,

THE SPILL COULD REACHNEW ORLEANS.

- HMM. ALL RIGHT.

YOU SEE WHERE THAT RIGIS DRILLING?

- YES.- IT'S IN TOO DEEP OF WATER.

THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE DRILLEDIN THAT DEEP OF WATER

BECAUSE NOW THEY CAN'TGET MACHINES DEEP ENOUGH

TO FIX THE SPILL.

- AH-HA!- YES, YES!

- NOW IF IT'SA VALVE THAT RUPTURED,

THEN WHATTHEY SHOULD HAVE DONE

IS INSTALLED A BACKUP VALVEIN CASE THAT BROKE.

- I BELIEVE THEY DID INSTALL

A BACKUP SAFETY VALVE,CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT.

- HMM. RIGHT.

THEN THEY SHOULD HAVE HADA BACKUP SAFETY VALVE

TO THAT BACKUP SAFETY VALVE!

- MY GOD, HE'S RIGHT!

- MY WORK IS DONE!

I'M OFF TO FIND OTHERSIN NEED.

- GOD BLESS YOU,CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT.

GOD BLESS YOU!

- GOD DAMN IT!

WE HAVE GOT TO GET THAT GUYINTO COON AND FRIENDS.