- OH, BOY, DID YOU HEAR ABOUTTHAT FIRE DOWNTOWN, SHARON?
- OH, MY GOSH, YES.THEY SAID LIKE 14 PEOPLE DIED.
- IT'S JUST RIDICULOUS TO ME
THAT THEY DIDN'T BUILD FIREESCAPES ON THOSE UPPER FLOORS.
RIDICULOUS!- OH, I KNOW.
AND IF YOU ASK ME,THEY SHOULD HAVE BUILT A ROOF
WITH ENOUGH SUPPORT TO LANDA HELICOPTER.
- I MEAN, HELLO!
- HEY, YOU GUYSARE JUST REPEATING
WHAT THAT HINDSIGHT GUY SAID.
- WELL, YES, STAN.
CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT ISOUR PROTECTOR AND GUARDIAN.
WE'RE JUST THANKFULHE WAS THERE FOR THAT FIRE.
NOW WE CAN ALL EAT IN PEACE.
[alarm blaring]- COON AND FRIENDS ALERT!
COON AND FRIENDS ALERT!
- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
WHO PUT THAT THERE?
- ALERT. SERIOUSLY.ALL COON FRIENDS TO BASE.
ALERT, YOU GUYS.I'M SERIOUSLY.
- MOM, DAD,I FINISHED DINNER.
CAN I GO UP TO MY ROOM?- WELL, SURE, STAN.
HOW DID THAT THINGGET THERE, RANDY?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- WELL, TAKE IT DOWN.IT'S NOISY.
- I CAN'T.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TOALL MY TOOLS.
- ALL RIGHT, TOOLSHED IS HERE.WE CAN START.
- DUDE, WHO SAIDYOU COULD PUT A BIG SIREN
IN MY PARENTS' HOUSE?
- YEAH. I ALMOSTGOT IN TROUBLE FOR IT.
- THE COON MUST BE ABLETO SIGNAL HIS FRIENDS
WHEN A HUGE CATASTROPHEBREAKS OUT.
- SO WHAT'STHE HUGE CATASTROPHE?
- WHAT'S THE HUGE--
DID YOU GUYS NOT SEETHAT CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT GUY?
- YEAH, SO?
- SO THERE'SA BIG SUPERHERO OUT THERE
DOING STUFF ON HIS OWN
AND HE'S NOT PARTOF COON AND FRIENDS.
- OH, JESUS.- I'VE LOOKED INTO IT,
AND THIS CAPTAIN HINDSIGHTIS EVERYWHERE.
HE'S LIKE SOME FREELANCEBUTTHOLE SCAB.
WE NEED TO MAKE HIM JOIN US!- HEY, FELLAS?
FELLAS, COULD YOULET ME OUT, PLEASE?
IT'S BEEN LIKE SIX DAYS.
- YOU AREN'T GOINGANYWHERE, CHAOS.
- YEAH, BUT--BUT YOU ONLYGAVE ME THIS BUCKET
TO POOP IN AND IT'S FULL NOW.
AND I AIN'T GOTNOTHING TO EAT.
- YOU GOT POOP, DON'T YOU?
NOW THE QUESTION IS,HOW ARE WE GONNA GET
CAPTAIN HINDSIGHTTO JOIN COON AND FRIENDS?
- WHO CARES IF A HERO
DOESN'T WANT TO BE PARTOF COON AND FRIENDS?
- I CARE!
- LOOK, ALL WE NEED TO DO ISWAIT FOR THE NEXT DISASTER,
THEN TRY TO BEAT HINDSIGHTTO THE SCENE.
- THERE'S NOT GONNA BEANY WORSE DISASTER.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLYBE WORSE THAN A FIRE
THAT KILLS 14 PEOPLE?
Coon and Friends Alert!
The Coon signals his fellow heroes to discuss the disaster.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Coon and Friends assembles to discuss the crime wave.x CLOSE
Coon and Friends try to stop the fire, but Captain Hindsight saves the day.x CLOSE
The Coon signals his fellow heroes to discuss the disaster.x CLOSE
BP enters the marine sanctuary and starts drilling.x CLOSE
An oil spill in the Gulf leads to another Coon alert...and another visit from Captain Hindsight.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to convince Captain Hindsight to join Coon and Friends.x CLOSE
The President of BP issues an apology for the Gulf spill.x CLOSE
The Coon's idea gets shot down, while the rest of the heroes devise a plan to help the Gulf.x CLOSE
The Coon senses things are very wrong amongst his friends.x CLOSE
Captain Hindsight is upset when scandalous photos emerge.x CLOSE