- MY FELLOW HEROES,
TONIGHT, I STOPPEDTHREE MURDERS FROM HAPPENING.
I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT WE'RESEEING A HUGE TREND IN CRIME.
WE HAVE TO FIND OUTTHE SOURCE OF THIS EVIL.
SOMETHING BIGIS ABOUT TO HAPPEN
AND IT IS UP TO COONAND FRIENDS TO STOP IT.
- WHY DO WE HAVE TOBE CALLED COON AND FRIENDS?
- WE ALL FIGHT CRIMETOGETHER.
HOW COME WE'RE JUSTYOUR FRIENDS?
WE WANT TO BE CALLEDTHE EXTREME AVENGER LEAGUE.
- YEAH!EXTREME AVENGER LEAGUE.
- I TOLD YOU, TUPPERWARE,
EXTREME AVENGER LEAGUEDOESN'T WORK.
- WHY NOT?- IT'S CONFUSING.
THE COON IS A BRANDPEOPLE ALREADY KNOW.
- WHY CAN'T IT BE MOSQUITOAND FRIENDS?
- NOBODY'S FUCKINGHEARD OF YOU, MOSQUITO!
- HAVE SO.
- LOOK, GUYS,WE NEED TO FIND OUT
WHAT IS CAUSINGTHE CRIME WAVE IN THIS CITY.
MYSTERION, YOU AND THE HUMANKITE GET ON THE COMPUTER
AND DIG UP WHAT YOU CAN.
TUPPERWARE AND MOSQUITO,SCAN THE NEWS.
TOOLSHED, YOU RUN A PERIMETERCHECK WITH IRON MAIDEN.
- LET'S WORK, PEOPLE!
- UH, MINTBERRY CRUNCH, COULD IHAVE A QUICK WORD WITH YOU
IN THE DEBRIEFING CHAMBER?
I REALLY ENJOY HAVING YOU BEA PART OF COON AND FRIENDS
AND I CERTAINLY APPRECIATE
YOUR ON-TIME PAYINGOF DUES AND FEES.
IT'S JUST...I DON'T--I'M NOT GETTING YOUR DEAL.
I MEAN, EXACTLY WHAT ISMINTBERRY CRUNCH
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
I GET THAT YOU'REHALF-MAN AND HALF-BERRY
AND THAT YOU'RE CRUNCHYWITH SOME MINT,
BUT TO BE A PARTOF COON AND FRIENDS,
YOU HAVE TO HAVEA CLEAR AND MORE SUPERHERO
KIND OF IDENTITY.
MINTBERRY CRUNCH,I'M JUST WONDERING
IF MAYBE YOU NEEDTO ADD SOMETHING ELSE
TO THE MINTBERRY CRUNCH PARTOF YOUR COSTUME.
- LIKE MILK?
- NO, NOT LIKE MILK.
YOU SEE, I REALLY THINK
WE'RE ON DIFFERENT PAGES HERE,MINTBERRY CRUNCH.
IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN--[alarm blaring]
- COON AND FRIENDS ALERT!COON AND FRIENDS ALERT!
WHAT'S THE ALERT, MOSQUITO?
- THERE'S LIKE A BIG FIREOR SOMETHING IN TOWN.
- WHAT? A FIRE?COON VOLUME UP.
- THERE ARE THOUGHT TO BEAT LEAST 20 PEOPLE
TRAPPED INSIDETHE APARTMENT BUILDING
AND FIREFIGHTERS ARE HAVINGNO LUCK.
- MY GOD! THIS IS WHATWE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
COON AND FRIENDS,LET'S HEAD OUT!
- LET'S DO IT, YEAH!- LET'S GO!
- YEAH, UH,MINTBERRY CRUNCH,
WHY DON'T YOU STAY HEREAND MIND THE BASE, OKAY?
My Fellow Heroes
Coon and Friends assembles to discuss the crime wave.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Coon and Friends assembles to discuss the crime wave.x CLOSE
Coon and Friends try to stop the fire, but Captain Hindsight saves the day.x CLOSE
The Coon signals his fellow heroes to discuss the disaster.x CLOSE
BP enters the marine sanctuary and starts drilling.x CLOSE
An oil spill in the Gulf leads to another Coon alert...and another visit from Captain Hindsight.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to convince Captain Hindsight to join Coon and Friends.x CLOSE
The President of BP issues an apology for the Gulf spill.x CLOSE
The Coon's idea gets shot down, while the rest of the heroes devise a plan to help the Gulf.x CLOSE
The Coon senses things are very wrong amongst his friends.x CLOSE
Captain Hindsight is upset when scandalous photos emerge.x CLOSE