[school bell rings]

- SO THEN, THE GUY HITS THEPING-PONG BALL WITH HIS DICK,

AND IT GOES RIGHTIN THE OTHER GUY'S MOUTH.

[laughs]

- HEY, STAN,I HAVE A NOTE FOR YOU.

- A NOTE?

- YEAH.WENDY SAID TO GIVE YOU THIS.

I'M LIKE A MAILMAN.

- WHAT'S IT SAY?

- "WE NEED TO TALK."

- EHHH, WHEN A CHICK SAYS,"WE NEED TO TALK,"

YOU MIGHTAS WELL JUST START

PUNCHING YOURSELFIN THE BALLS, DUDE.

- ARE YOU SUREHE HAS A PROBLEM, WENDY?

- YES.I'VE READ ALL ABOUT IT.

IT'S A REAL DISEASE.IT'S CALLED HOARDING.

PEOPLE WHO CAN'TTHROW ANYTHING AWAY,

AND THEY JUST KEEP LIVING INDEEPER AND DEEPER FILTH

UNTIL THE PEOPLE AROUND THEMJUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

- IS SOMETHING WRONG,WENDY?

- STAN, WE NEED TO TALKABOUT YOUR LOCKER.

- MY LOCKER?

- EVERY TIME I SEE THE CONDITIONIT'S IN, I JUST WANT TO CRY.

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING MESSIERAND MESSIER.

I THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

- IT'S SO FULL OF JUNK IT TAKESYOU FOREVER TO FIND ANYTHING.

AND LATELY YOU'VE BEEN ASKINGTO KEEP THINGS IN MY LOCKER.

- WELL,IT'S JUST A LITTLE MESSY.

- NO, STAN,IT'S CALLED HOARDING.

AND IF YOU DON'T GET HELP,I DON'T KNOW

HOW MUCH LONGERI CAN BE WITH YOU.

- OH, COME ON.

- THEN CAN WE THROW SOME STUFFIN YOUR LOCKER AWAY?

- YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

- OKAY. I'VE HIRED SOME EXPERTSTO HELP YOU WITH THIS.

WE'LL MAKE THIS AS EASYAS POSSIBLE ON YOU, STAN.