- COME ON, YOU GUYS,HURRY!
- CARTMAN, WHAT THE HELLARE WE DOING AT SIZZLER?
- I TOLD YOU, GUYS.YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT.
IT'S A MIRACLE!
- WHAT KIND OFFUCKING MIRACLE?
- JESUS ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS,YOU GUYS!
IT'S SO COOL.
IT'S RIGHT THEREIN THE MEAT LOCKER.
KYLE, GO CHECK IT OUT.- WHY?
- DUDE, GO SEE WHY!IT'S A JESUS MIRACLE!
- YOU JUST WANNALOCK ME IN THERE
BECAUSE YOU THINKI'M ONE OF THEM.
- NUH-UH.SERIOUSLY. NUH-UH.
- I'M NOT GOING IN ANY MEATLOCKER SO YOU CAN TRAP ME!
- TRAP YOU? NO, NO, KYLE,IT'S ACTUALLY...LIGHTS!
HA HA!IT'S A TRAP, KYLE!
GET HIMTO THE MEAT LOCKER!
- DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?- BACK AWAY, GUYS.
THIS IS FOR THE SAFETYOF ALL OF US!
I'M SORRY, KYLE,BUT YOU CAN'T BE TRUSTED.
- ALL RIGHT.FINE, CARTMAN!
YOU REALLY WANT ME TO GOIN THERE, I'LL--
DUDE, CARTMAN,WHAT IS THAT BEHIND YOU?
- KYLE, DO WE REALLY HAVE TORESORT TO THAT?
- NO, I'M SERIOUS,WHAT IS THAT BEHIND YOU?
- YOU GINGER JERSEY JEW,YOUR TACTICS DON'T WORK ON ME.
- SNOOKI WANT SMUSH SMUSH!
- DUDE, WHAT THE [bleep]IS THAT THING BEHIND ME?
The citizens of South Park make a final stand against New Jersey.
In their darkest hour, South Park receives help from an unlikely source.x CLOSE
Kyle tells his parents about the new family in town.x CLOSE
The Marsh family has the new neighbors from New Jersey over for dinner.x CLOSE
The boys discuss the Jersey problem...and then come face to face with it.x CLOSE
New Jersey takes over the local hair salon and things get hairy.x CLOSE
The town discusses the impending Jersey threat and Sheila comes forward with a confession.x CLOSE
Now that the boys know Kyle's mom is from Jersey, their group starts to break down.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers his inner Jersey.x CLOSE
Everyone in Jersey is upset at South Park.x CLOSE
Randy tries to rally support from California's Governor, while Cartman remains suspicious of Kyle.x CLOSE