TO JOIN US IN THIS FIGHT.
WE'RE JUST A SMALL TOWN.
WE CAN'T STOP NEW JERSEYON OUR OWN.
- WE ARE VERY SORRY,
BUT CALIFORNIA CANNOT AFFORDHELPING YOU AT THIS TIME.
- CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IFWE FALL TO NEW JERSEY,
CALIFORNIA IS NEXT?
- NO, BECAUSE UTAH IS BETWEENCOLORADO AND CALIFORNIA.
- OH. FINE.
BUT WHEN UTAH GETS TAKEN OVERBY NEW JERSEY, THEN WHO'S NEXT?
- OH, REALLY? WELL, OKAY,MR. "I'M AWESOME AT GEOGRAPHY."
- WHAT THE HELLARE YOU GUYS DOING?
- TRYING TO HELP. MY DAD SAYSTO DISTRIBUTE ALL THESE GUNS.
- AND WE'RE JUST GONNA LET HIMSTAND AROUND HERE?
HE'S ONE OF THEM,HE COULD EASILY BE A SPY!
- I TOLD YOU, CARTMAN.I'M NOT ONE OF THEM.
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN WESTJERSEY ANY MORE THAN YOU DO!
- OVERCOMPENSATING A LITTLE,AREN'T WE, KYLE?
- THAT'S ENOUGH.
- YOUR BLOOD IS TAINTEDWITH THE THREE Js!
JEWISH, JERSEY,AND JINGER! ADMIT IT!
I'M NOT ONE OF THEM!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
YOU BETTER GET THATTHROUGH YOUR FAT HEAD!
I WILL NEVER BE ONE OF THEM,AND IF YOU SAY IT AGAIN,
I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL SMASHYOUR FUCKING TEETH IN!
THAT HURT MY THROAT BECAUSEHE PUSHED IT RIGHT HERE,
AND THEN THE BACK OF MY HEADHIT THE TREE.
IT WAS--IT WAS--THERE WAS BARKAND IT SCRATCHED IT.
DID YOU SEE THE SCRATCH,KENNY?
- PLEASE,EMPEROR AKISHINO,
Join Us In This Fight
Randy tries to rally support from California's Governor, while Cartman remains suspicious of Kyle.
In their darkest hour, South Park receives help from an unlikely source.x CLOSE
Kyle tells his parents about the new family in town.x CLOSE
The Marsh family has the new neighbors from New Jersey over for dinner.x CLOSE
The boys discuss the Jersey problem...and then come face to face with it.x CLOSE
New Jersey takes over the local hair salon and things get hairy.x CLOSE
The town discusses the impending Jersey threat and Sheila comes forward with a confession.x CLOSE
Now that the boys know Kyle's mom is from Jersey, their group starts to break down.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers his inner Jersey.x CLOSE
Everyone in Jersey is upset at South Park.x CLOSE
Randy tries to rally support from California's Governor, while Cartman remains suspicious of Kyle.x CLOSE