TO JOIN US IN THIS FIGHT.
WE'RE JUST A SMALL TOWN.
WE CAN'T STOP NEW JERSEYON OUR OWN.
- WE ARE VERY SORRY,
BUT CALIFORNIA CANNOT AFFORDHELPING YOU AT THIS TIME.
- CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IFWE FALL TO NEW JERSEY,
CALIFORNIA IS NEXT?
- NO, BECAUSE UTAH IS BETWEENCOLORADO AND CALIFORNIA.
- OH. FINE.
BUT WHEN UTAH GETS TAKEN OVERBY NEW JERSEY, THEN WHO'S NEXT?
- NEVADA.
- OH, REALLY? WELL, OKAY,MR. "I'M AWESOME AT GEOGRAPHY."
- WHAT THE HELLARE YOU GUYS DOING?
- TRYING TO HELP. MY DAD SAYSTO DISTRIBUTE ALL THESE GUNS.
- AND WE'RE JUST GONNA LET HIMSTAND AROUND HERE?
HE'S ONE OF THEM,HE COULD EASILY BE A SPY!
- I TOLD YOU, CARTMAN.I'M NOT ONE OF THEM.
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN WESTJERSEY ANY MORE THAN YOU DO!
- OVERCOMPENSATING A LITTLE,AREN'T WE, KYLE?
- THAT'S ENOUGH.
- YOUR BLOOD IS TAINTEDWITH THE THREE Js!
JEWISH, JERSEY,AND JINGER! ADMIT IT!
- AAAAAAAAH!
I'M NOT ONE OF THEM!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
YOU BETTER GET THATTHROUGH YOUR FAT HEAD!
I WILL NEVER BE ONE OF THEM,AND IF YOU SAY IT AGAIN,
I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL SMASHYOUR FUCKING TEETH IN!
- [crying]
THAT HURT MY THROAT BECAUSEHE PUSHED IT RIGHT HERE,
AND THEN THE BACK OF MY HEADHIT THE TREE.
IT WAS--IT WAS--THERE WAS BARKAND IT SCRATCHED IT.
DID YOU SEE THE SCRATCH,KENNY?
- PLEASE,EMPEROR AKISHINO,
Join Us In This Fight
It's A Jersey Thing s14e09
Randy tries to rally support from California's Governor, while Cartman remains suspicious of Kyle.

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