TO JOIN US IN THIS FIGHT.

WE'RE JUST A SMALL TOWN.

WE CAN'T STOP NEW JERSEYON OUR OWN.

- WE ARE VERY SORRY,

BUT CALIFORNIA CANNOT AFFORDHELPING YOU AT THIS TIME.

- CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IFWE FALL TO NEW JERSEY,

CALIFORNIA IS NEXT?

- NO, BECAUSE UTAH IS BETWEENCOLORADO AND CALIFORNIA.

- OH. FINE.

BUT WHEN UTAH GETS TAKEN OVERBY NEW JERSEY, THEN WHO'S NEXT?

- NEVADA.

- OH, REALLY? WELL, OKAY,MR. "I'M AWESOME AT GEOGRAPHY."

- WHAT THE HELLARE YOU GUYS DOING?

- TRYING TO HELP. MY DAD SAYSTO DISTRIBUTE ALL THESE GUNS.

- AND WE'RE JUST GONNA LET HIMSTAND AROUND HERE?

HE'S ONE OF THEM,HE COULD EASILY BE A SPY!

- I TOLD YOU, CARTMAN.I'M NOT ONE OF THEM.

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN WESTJERSEY ANY MORE THAN YOU DO!

- OVERCOMPENSATING A LITTLE,AREN'T WE, KYLE?

- THAT'S ENOUGH.

- YOUR BLOOD IS TAINTEDWITH THE THREE Js!

JEWISH, JERSEY,AND JINGER! ADMIT IT!

- AAAAAAAAH!

I'M NOT ONE OF THEM!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

YOU BETTER GET THATTHROUGH YOUR FAT HEAD!

I WILL NEVER BE ONE OF THEM,AND IF YOU SAY IT AGAIN,

I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL SMASHYOUR FUCKING TEETH IN!

- [crying]

THAT HURT MY THROAT BECAUSEHE PUSHED IT RIGHT HERE,

AND THEN THE BACK OF MY HEADHIT THE TREE.

IT WAS--IT WAS--THERE WAS BARKAND IT SCRATCHED IT.

DID YOU SEE THE SCRATCH,KENNY?

- PLEASE,EMPEROR AKISHINO,