- NO, COULDN'T BE.
OH, MY GOD.
[knock on door]
- KYLE, YOU IN THERE?
- HOLD ON!UM, NOT RIGHT NOW!
- KYLE, OPEN THE DOOR.
- NOT NOW, MOM, PLEASE!
- KYLE, THIS INSTANT!ONE, TWO--
- ALL RIGHT!ALL RIGHT!
- I GUESS WE NEED TO TALK.
I KNOW THIS HAS TO BEVERY UPSETTING FOR YOU, KYLE.
- WHAT AM I, MOM?
- WHEN I GOT PREGNANT WITH YOU,KYLE, YOUR FATHER AND I
WERE LIVING WITH MY PARENTSIN NEWARK.
WE KNEW WE HAD TO GET OUT.
NEITHER ONE OF US WANTEDOUR CHILD TO BE FROM JERSEY.
SO WE MOVED AS FAR AWAYAS WE COULD.
BUT NOW I REALIZE, YOU CAN TAKETHE FETUS OUT OF JERSEY,
BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE JERSEYOUT OF THE FETUS.
- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
- I'M SAYING THATFOR THE FIRST TWO MONTHS
I CARRIED YOU IN MY STOMACH,I LIVED IN NEWARK.
TECHNICALLY,YOU ARE FROM JERSEY.
I DON'T WANT TOLOOK LIKE THIS!
- IT ISN'T SO BAD, KYLE.
A LOT OF PEOPLE THINKTHE JERSEY LOOK IS NICE.
- I CAN HIDE IT!NOBODY EVER HAS TO KNOW!
I CAN'T EVERLET ANYBODY KNOW!
You Can't Take Jersey Out Of A Fetus
Kyle discovers his inner Jersey.
In their darkest hour, South Park receives help from an unlikely source.x CLOSE
Kyle tells his parents about the new family in town.x CLOSE
The Marsh family has the new neighbors from New Jersey over for dinner.x CLOSE
The boys discuss the Jersey problem...and then come face to face with it.x CLOSE
New Jersey takes over the local hair salon and things get hairy.x CLOSE
The town discusses the impending Jersey threat and Sheila comes forward with a confession.x CLOSE
Now that the boys know Kyle's mom is from Jersey, their group starts to break down.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers his inner Jersey.x CLOSE
Everyone in Jersey is upset at South Park.x CLOSE
Randy tries to rally support from California's Governor, while Cartman remains suspicious of Kyle.x CLOSE