- HEY, DUDES.
- OH!WELL, WELL, WELL.
LOOK WHAT THE CAT THREW UPIN THE LITTER BOX.
COME ON, GUYS, WE DON'T WANT TOBE SEEN HANGING AROUND HIM.
- WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT?
- DUDE, WE HEARD THE NEWS.
YOUR MOM IS FROM JERSEY!
- SO WHAT?
- SO WHAT?THAT MAKES YOU FROM JERSEY!
- NO, IT DOESN'T!
- HE'S FROM JERSEY,YOU GUYS.
LET'S JUSTGET AWAY FROM HIM.
- I'M NOT FROM JERSEY.I WAS BORN HERE!
- DON'T TRY AND DENY IT.
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM, DUDE,
AND BY MY ACCOUNTS,THAT'S STRIKE THREE!
- WHAT'S STRIKE THREE?
- YOU'RE A GINGER, A JEW,AND FROM JERSEY.
THREE STRIKES, KYLE!YOU'RE OUT!
- SHUT THE FUCK UP!
- DID YOU KNOW YOUR MOMWAS FROM JERSEY?
- WHY DOES IT MATTER?
- NO,IT JUST EXPLAINS A LOT.
- OH, MY GOD!
KYLE'S EVEN STARTING TO LOOKLIKE HE'S FROM JERSEY!
HIS SKIN IS TURNING ORANGE!
- NO, IT ISN'T!- YES, IT IS!
IT'S GETTING ORANGER!- STOP IT, CARTMAN.
JUST 'CAUSE KYLE'S MOMIS A JERSEY ASSHOLE
DOESN'T MEAN KYLE IS.
- YEAH.- OKAY.
YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT,GUYS.
AS FOR ME?
WELL, YOU'RE A HEARTLESS,BACKSTABBING JERSEY BOY, KYLE,
AND I SHANT BEPLAYING BASKETBALL
WITH THE LIKES OF YOU.
AND I'M GONNA START CRAPPIN'ON YOUR DOORSTEP A LOT MORE.
Now that the boys know Kyle's mom is from Jersey, their group starts to break down.
In their darkest hour, South Park receives help from an unlikely source.x CLOSE
Kyle tells his parents about the new family in town.x CLOSE
The Marsh family has the new neighbors from New Jersey over for dinner.x CLOSE
The boys discuss the Jersey problem...and then come face to face with it.x CLOSE
New Jersey takes over the local hair salon and things get hairy.x CLOSE
The town discusses the impending Jersey threat and Sheila comes forward with a confession.x CLOSE
Now that the boys know Kyle's mom is from Jersey, their group starts to break down.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers his inner Jersey.x CLOSE
Everyone in Jersey is upset at South Park.x CLOSE
Randy tries to rally support from California's Governor, while Cartman remains suspicious of Kyle.x CLOSE