A STEEP RISEIN EVERYTHING JERSEY LATELY.
AS MANY OF YOU ALREADY KNOW,
EVERYTHING EAST OF THE ROCKIESIS NOW PART OF NEW JERSEY.
THE JERSEY SHORE NOW INCLUDESJACKSONVILLE, MIAMI,
THE GULF OF JERSEY, MEXICO,AND THE JERSEY ISLANDS.
- JESUS!WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS?
- MORE PEOPLE FROM JERSEYARE SHOWING UP IN OUR TOWN.
IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING,
SOUTH PARK IS GOINGTO BECOME WEST JERSEY.
- WELL, THAT DOES IT!
LET'S GO TELLEVERYONE FROM JERSEY
WE DON'T WANT THEM HERE!
all: YEAH!- THAT WON'T WORK!
YOU CAN'T JUST TELL PEOPLEFROM JERSEY YOU DON'T LIKE THEM.
NO MATTERHOW OBNOXIOUS THEY ARE,
THEY WILLCONVINCE THEMSELVES
THAT YOU ALL ACTUALLYTHINK THEY'RE COOL.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT,MRS. BROFLOVSKI?
- THAT'S WHEN I KNEW I HAD TOTELL EVERYONE THE TRUTH.
THAT ORIGINALLY,I'M FROM JERSEY.
YES, BORN AND RAISED.
I WASN'T EVEN CALLED SHEILABACK THEN.
IN JERSEY, I WAS KNOWNAS S-WOWW TITTYBANG.
I DRANK HEAVILY AND PUNCHEDA LOT OF BITCHES IN THE FACE.
LIVING IN SOUTH PARK,
I'M ABLE TO CONTROLTHE JERSEY SIDE OF ME,
WHICH DOESN'TREALLY COME OUT
UNLESS I GET AROUNDOTHER PEOPLE FROM JERSEY.
I'M JUST REALLY HOPINGTHAT PEOPLE HERE
DON'T JUDGE ME FOR IT.
OR SOMEHOW, YOU KNOW,HOLD IT AGAINST ME.
- SHEILA,WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
- YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.IT'S A JERSEY THING.
The Jersey Problem
The town discusses the impending Jersey threat and Sheila comes forward with a confession.
In their darkest hour, South Park receives help from an unlikely source.x CLOSE
Kyle tells his parents about the new family in town.x CLOSE
The Marsh family has the new neighbors from New Jersey over for dinner.x CLOSE
The boys discuss the Jersey problem...and then come face to face with it.x CLOSE
New Jersey takes over the local hair salon and things get hairy.x CLOSE
The town discusses the impending Jersey threat and Sheila comes forward with a confession.x CLOSE
Now that the boys know Kyle's mom is from Jersey, their group starts to break down.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers his inner Jersey.x CLOSE
Everyone in Jersey is upset at South Park.x CLOSE
Randy tries to rally support from California's Governor, while Cartman remains suspicious of Kyle.x CLOSE