- SHUT UP, THERESA.
- I'M PATHETIC?YOU'RE MUFF GAHBAGE!
OH, SHARON!HI, SWEETIE!
YOU GOTTA MEETOUR NEW NEIGHBORS!
THIS IS JACQUELINE.SHE'S FROM JERSEY.
- AND SICILIAN.
- THAT'S DANIELLE.
SHE'S FROM JERSEY.
AND THAT'S CAROLINE.
- I'M HAVING MY FACE SHAVED.
IT'S A JERSEY THING.
- I'M SORRY, BUT I HAVE OTHERCLIENTS IN TEN MINUTES.
CAN YOU SIT DOWN?
- WHEN THE SALON GIRLTOLD THERESA TO SIT DOWN,
I THOUGHT THERESAWAS GONNA BUST A TIT.
- DON'T YOU FUCKINGTELL ME WHAT TO DO!
I'M A CLIENT HERE!
- THERESA!CALM DOWN!
- I DON'T HAVE TO TAKEYOUR SHIT.
I'M FROM JERSEY!
- GET HER, SHARON!- WHAT?
- SHARON,JUST STAY OUT OF IT.
- BE THE BIGGER PERSON,SHARON.
- YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY.- WHO'S CRAZY?
ARE YOU TALKIN'ABOUT MY FAMILY?
IS MY FAMILY CRAZY?- [screaming]
- DON'T YOU PULLMY FRIEND'S HAIR, YOU BITCH!
- LET GO OF HER,YOU PIECE OF TRASH.
- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUTO TELL ME WHAT TO DO?
- ALL YOU TRASHY WHORES,
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HEREAND LEAVE HER ALONE!
- PSYCHO BITCH!
- NO,YOU'RE A PSYCHO BITCH!
PSYCHO BITCH!PSYCHO BITCH!
YOU WANNA SEEFUCKING CRAZY?
YOU BETTER JUST STEPTHE FUCK AWAY,
YOU WANNA SEE FUCKING CRAZY!
- YOU'RE CABBAGE!
Real Housewives of South Park
New Jersey takes over the local hair salon and things get hairy.
In their darkest hour, South Park receives help from an unlikely source.x CLOSE
Kyle tells his parents about the new family in town.x CLOSE
The Marsh family has the new neighbors from New Jersey over for dinner.x CLOSE
The boys discuss the Jersey problem...and then come face to face with it.x CLOSE
New Jersey takes over the local hair salon and things get hairy.x CLOSE
The town discusses the impending Jersey threat and Sheila comes forward with a confession.x CLOSE
Now that the boys know Kyle's mom is from Jersey, their group starts to break down.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers his inner Jersey.x CLOSE
Everyone in Jersey is upset at South Park.x CLOSE
Randy tries to rally support from California's Governor, while Cartman remains suspicious of Kyle.x CLOSE