HAVING NEIGHBORS FROM JERSEYIS THE WORST.
ALL NIGHT LONG,THEY KEEP ME AWAKE.
THEY'RE EITHERSCREAMING AT EACH OTHER
OR MAKING SOMEDISGUSTING SEX SOUNDS.
IT SEEMS LIKE ALL PEOPLEFROM JERSEY DO
IS HUMPAND PUNCH EACH OTHER.
- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOUWANT A FAMILY TO MOVE AWAY?
EVERY NIGHT, YOU GO AND TAKEA CRAP ON THEIR DOORSTEP.
- IS THAT WHY THERE'S CRAPON MY DOORSTEP EVERY MORNING?
- THEY TALK WAY TOO LOUD,THEY FLIP OUT FOR NO REASON,
AND EVERY TIME THEY ACT LIKESELFISH ASSHOLES,
THEY JUST GO, "OH, IT'S A JERSEYTHING, IT'S A JERSEY THING."
- HEY!YOU TALKIN' ABOUT JERSEY?
ME AND MY FRIENDSARE FROM JERSEY!
- OH, CRAP.THERE'S MORE OF THEM?
- HEY, COME ON!
THERE'S PEOPLE FROM JERSEYALL OVER!
WHO HERE IS FROM JERSEY?
- SO I'M STANDING THERE,
AND I'M LIKE,WHO'S FROM JERSEY?
AND PEOPLE AREALL LIKE, "YO! WHOO-HOO!"
NEXT THING YOU KNOW?JERSEY PARTY AT SIZZLER.
- YEAH, LET'S GETTHIS PARTY STARTED!
[slapping and punching]
- WHERE THE HELLARE THEY COMING FROM?
Jersey Party At Sizzler
The boys discuss the Jersey problem...and then come face to face with it.
In their darkest hour, South Park receives help from an unlikely source.x CLOSE
Kyle tells his parents about the new family in town.x CLOSE
The Marsh family has the new neighbors from New Jersey over for dinner.x CLOSE
The boys discuss the Jersey problem...and then come face to face with it.x CLOSE
New Jersey takes over the local hair salon and things get hairy.x CLOSE
The town discusses the impending Jersey threat and Sheila comes forward with a confession.x CLOSE
Now that the boys know Kyle's mom is from Jersey, their group starts to break down.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers his inner Jersey.x CLOSE
Everyone in Jersey is upset at South Park.x CLOSE
Randy tries to rally support from California's Governor, while Cartman remains suspicious of Kyle.x CLOSE