WHAT'S HER NAME?PRINCIPAL VICTORIA!
WHAT A STUPID BITCH!
I MEAN,EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE,
BUT THAT BITCH NEEDS HER[bleep] HEAD EXAMINED!
YEAH,SO MY FAMILY AND I MOVED
FROM JERSEY TO SOUTH PARKABOUT A WEEK AGO.
SO FAR, I CAN TELL THAT EVERYONEHERE REALLY LIKES ME.
OH, AND I MET, THATSTOTCH WOMAN, WHAT'S HER NAME?
- OH, LINDA, UH-HUH.
- HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW YELLOWTHAT BITCH'S TEETH ARE?
YOU CAN TELL THAT WOMANIS A PIECE OF GAHBAGE!
I WENT INTO THE MALL HEREAND I JUST ABOUT DROPPED DEAD.
THE ONLY PANTIESYOU CAN BUY
MAKES YOU LOOK LIKEYOU GOT A GRANDMA MUFF!
- SO, RANDY, WHAT GYM'SARE GOOD AROUND HERE?
WHERE DO YOU WORK OUT?
- OH,I DON'T REALLY WORK OUT.
- WELL,I GOTTA FIND SOMETHIN'.
MY BICEPS ARE GOIN' FLAT!
- WHERE CAN YOU GETGOOD CLOTHES IN THIS TOWN?
I MEAN,THAT'S WHY YOU'RE STUCK
WEARING GAHBAGELIKE THAT, RIGHT?
AND THE WOMAN THAT WORKSTHE HAIR SALON, JULIA,
HAVE YOU SEEN HOW BIGTHAT BITCH'S EARS ARE?
- OH, JULIA'SA FRIEND OF MINE, YEAH.
- EARS OUT TO HERE.
SO I TELL HER,"YOU GOT BIG EARS, SWEETIE."
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN.IT'S JUST A JERSEY THING!
WHY BE OFFENDED?I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT A BIG CHIN!
WE'VE ALL GOTIMPERFECTIONS!
- RIGHT, JUST LIKE YOUR EYESARE KIND OF FAR APART.
- THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR,FOR WHAT SHE DID.
MY EYES ARE TOO FAR APART?
AND LIKE, WHO IS SHE?IS SHE GOD? NO.
YOU DON'T EVER, EVER--
YOU WHACK JOBPROSTITUTION WHORE!
YOU'D PROBABLY SELL YOUR MUFFFOR $6.00!
YOU FUCKING PSYCHO BITCH!
FUCK YOU!YOU'RE NOTHING BUT GAHBAGE!
THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.YOU'RE GAHBAGE!
YOU'RE SICK, OLD WOMANMUFF GAHBAGE!
MUFF GAHBAGE!FUCK THIS PSYCHO BITCH!
- LET'S GET THE FUCKOUTTA HERE!
SHE'S A FUCKING PIG!
SHE'S FUCKINGPISSING ME OFF!
OKAY, I LOVE YOU.- TAKE IT EASY.
- I LOVE YOU. I THOUGHTI WAS GONNA DECK HER.
I WAS FINE,I WAS REALLY FINE.
I JUST WANTED TO GET MY POINTACROSS TO HER,
AND THEN THAT'S HOW I AM.
LIKE I COULD BE MAD ONE MINUTE,AND THEN I'LL BE FINE.
OKAY, ALL BETTER.JUST HAD TO GET THAT OUT.
IT'S JUST--IT'S A JERSEY THING!
SO WHO WANTS DESSERT?MEEEE!
The Marsh family has the new neighbors from New Jersey over for dinner.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
In their darkest hour, South Park receives help from an unlikely source.x CLOSE
Kyle tells his parents about the new family in town.x CLOSE
The Marsh family has the new neighbors from New Jersey over for dinner.x CLOSE
The boys discuss the Jersey problem...and then come face to face with it.x CLOSE
New Jersey takes over the local hair salon and things get hairy.x CLOSE
The town discusses the impending Jersey threat and Sheila comes forward with a confession.x CLOSE
Now that the boys know Kyle's mom is from Jersey, their group starts to break down.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers his inner Jersey.x CLOSE
Everyone in Jersey is upset at South Park.x CLOSE
Randy tries to rally support from California's Governor, while Cartman remains suspicious of Kyle.x CLOSE