LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TOWIN, MR. HAMMIL.
- THIS IS SUCH A GREAT DAYFOR VAGISIL, CHRIS.
OUR PRODUCT AWARENESS WILL BEAT AN ALL-TIME HIGH.
FEMININE ODOR MUST BE TREATEDDILIGENTLY--VERY DILIGENTLY--
- IT LOOKS LIKE A WOMANIS TRYING TO TAKE OVER
FOR JIMMIE JOHNSON'S CAR!
- MA'AM, YOU ARE ONAN ACTIVE RACETRACK.
THIS IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.
- LET ME TALK TO HER!
PATTY!PATTY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
PATTY, PULL OVER THE NASCAR.YOU'RE ACTING IRRATIONALLY.
PATTY, DID YOU FORGETTO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION?
YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET WHEN YOUDON'T USE YOUR VAGISIL.
THERE SHOULD BE SOME IN YOURPURSE, MY MUSE.
- OH, YOU DUMB BITCH!
BUTTERS, THIS BITCHIS TRYIN' TO WRECK MY CAR!
- I KNOW!THAT PISSES ME OFF!
THAT'S FUCKING GAY.
- FUCKING GAY AS HELL.
- PATTY, YOU AREMY MUSE AND MY FLAME.
- THEY'RE NECK AND NECKAPPROACHING THE FINISH LINE!
- OH, FUCK MY ASS AGAIN!
- BIG CELEBRATION
FOR THE LOWE'SHOME IMPROVEMENT TEAM.
- PATTY! HOW COULD YOU?
YOU'VE RUINED US!YOU'VE RUINED VAGISIL!
- HA! [muffled]
- NO, NO, KENNY,GO AHEAD.
I DESERVE IT.
I THOUGHT I COULD JUSTWALTZ ONTO A RACETRACK
AND DO WHAT THESE PEOPLE DO,
BUT I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
THE TRUTH ISI'M JUST TOO SMART.
AND WITH HOW SMART I AM,I'LL ALWAYS BE SUCCESSFUL
AND THEREFORE HAVE MONEY.
I JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT
I'M TOO SMART AND RICHFOR NASCAR.
TIME FOR ME TO GIVE IT UP.
ALL RIGHT, BUTTERS,GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY.
- HUH?- THE $58.32 I GAVE YOU!
I WANT IT BACK!- BUT YOU--YOU SAID I COULD--
- GOD DAMN IT, BUTTERS!YOU BETTER HAVE IT!
BUTTERS, YOU'RE ALWAYSTRYING TO SCREW ME OVER!
The Checkered Flag
The exciting Denver 300 race comes to an end.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Cartman gets all teary over what he wants to be when he grows up.x CLOSE
Cartman recruits Butters to help him chase his NASCAR dream.x CLOSE
After getting poor, Cartman devises a plan to get stupid.x CLOSE
Butters and Cartman sneak themselves into a NASCAR race.x CLOSE
While in the hospital, Cartman gets some uplifting news from his doctor.x CLOSE
Kenny gets pissed after seeing a NASCAR news report.x CLOSE
Cartman takes his poverty to the next level...and is handsomely rewarded.x CLOSE
Cartman joins other NASCAR drivers for a press conference.x CLOSE
PTI picks up Cartman's video podcast about dip and Obama.x CLOSE
Cartman finally gets behind the wheel of his very own race car.x CLOSE